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by Anonymous271 on February 28th, 2007

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What's the best example of "Engrish" you can think of off the top of your head?

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  • by Friartuck on March 1st, 2007

    Friartuck

    I have two I love best.

    1. A sign in a Singapore dry cleaners:
    "Drop your trousers here for best results"

    2. A sign on the dashboard of a rental car in Japan:
    "If passenger of foot heave into sight, tootle him with your horn. Tootle him melodiously at first, but if still he persist, tootle him with vigour"...

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  • by Simply msFortunate on February 28th, 2007

    Simply msFortunate

    This one.

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  • by Nuclear Kitten on March 1st, 2007

    Nuclear Kitten

    Taken from a Japanese Vending Machine

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  • by LeMeThink on February 28th, 2007

    LeMeThink

    This one

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  • by singwell-is off researching a lot on February 28th, 2007

    singwell-is off researching a lot

    Seen on a Hindu temple in Bali: You cannot enter menstruating women in this temple.

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  • by Tom on February 28th, 2007

    Tom

    All your base are belong to us.

    An absolute classic. It really became a web phenomenon.

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  • by littowadey on February 28th, 2007

    littowadey

    fry lice.

    try to figure it out. =)

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  • by KagomeShuko on March 2nd, 2007

    KagomeShuko

    The manual that comes with m s1mp3 player. It is like, "To depress the button which says of play to make the backlight on different. . ."

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  • by KevinW42 on March 1st, 2007

    KevinW42

    "Let's beer with music!"

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  • by that jewish kid on March 1st, 2007

    that jewish kid

    the best example for engrish is south park, the guy who works a city wok, he prounonces all his l's like r's so he sounds like herro, can i take your order prease, damn mongorians, rook im stupid rooking american

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  • by elohel on March 1st, 2007

    elohel

    did someone already say "All Your Base"? Someone did...then...um..."A Winner Is You!" or "I feel Asleep!", or "The truck Have Started to Move!"

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  • by gone on March 1st, 2007

    gone

    Chevrora

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  • by Want To Sleep With A Miner on December 8th, 2011

    Want To Sleep With A Miner

    http://ec.hithere.com/

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