I <33 this joke, but it's a little long... There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They find a genie lamp, rub it, and *poof* a genie appears. The genie grants three wishes, and they decide to each get one wish. But..the genie has a rule: you must tell one truthful thing about yourself. If it's not true, you will be sent to a deserted island, and your wish will not be granted. The brunette starts by saying, "I think I'm the smartest girl in the world-" and since that was not true, she got sent to the deserted island. The red head said, "I think I'm the funniest girl ever-" and she got sent to the island. It was the blonde's turn. She said, "I think-" and she was sent to the island. On the island, they found another genie lamp, rubbed it, and another genie (who didn't require a truthful statement before a wish) came out. Again, they split the 3 wishes. The brunette said, "I wish I was with my boyfriend." She got sent back to land and was with her boyfriend. The red head said, "I wish I was with my best friend," and she got sent to be with her best friend. The blonde went to the genie and said, "Oh, now I'm lonely...I wish my two friends were back here with me!" So the redhead and the brunette got poofed back onto the deserted island.

What's a blonde's favourite film? Stupider-Man 2

q. How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? a. Whats a lightbulb

Whats the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyones been inside a 747

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? An interpreter. What do you call a brunette who goes to a party with a blonde friend? Lonely all night. How do blonde braincells die? Alone. How do you amuse a blonde for hours? Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper. Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie's lamp. After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you." The first said, "I wish I were smarter." So, she became a redhead. The second blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than she is." She became a brunette. The third blond ordered, "I wish I were smarter than both of them!" So, she became a man.

Yesterday i asked a question on this. i like not only these three catagories but ebonys ,asians and many others .I like the womanhood as a whole to be serious and precise.

I don't have any. :(

to to google and type in blonde jokes and you should find alot

ebaumsworld.com has alot of good jokes!

what do you do if a blonde throughs a granade at you? pull the pin out and through it back!

Smart Dumb Blonde A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and tells the loan officer that she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The loan officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls-Royce, which is parked in front of the bank. She has the title and everything checks out, so the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. As the blonde leaves with the money, the bank's president and officers enjoy a good laugh at someone using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee moves the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it. Two weeks later the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. As he hands the keys back to the blonde, the loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and the transaction has worked out very nicely. But we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked your records and found that you are a multimillionaire. Why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something she hasn't done before, so she goes out to rent her first X-rated adult video. She goes to the video store, and after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating. She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video store to complain. "I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape but static," she says. "Sorry about that. We've had problems with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?" the clerk replies. "Head Cleaner," Mary replies.

Why do blondes wear panties............ To keep their ankles warm......

What happened to the blonde who bought a vibrator? All her teeth fell out. How do you get four blonds to sit down? Turn a chair upside down. Why does a blonde wear green lipstick? Because in circulation lights, green means go. A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street, and the brunette goes, hey look! A dead bird! The blonde looks up at the sky and asks, where? There's also blonde men jokes... A blonde cowboy is walking in town, completely naked, aside from his gun holsters, boots and his hat. The sheriff arrests him for indecent exposure. Back in jail, he inquires the motives behind such behaviour. Well it's like this, the blonde cowboy says. I met this pretty women at the saloon, and she says to me she goes, hey cowboy, won't you come back with me to my trailer? So I follow her. Once inside, she takes off her clothes and lays on her bed. Then she says to me she goes, take off your shirt. So I take it off. Then she goes, now, take off your pants. So I take those off. Finally she says, now cowboy, go to town! And so, here I am. I vaguely remember posting all that here before once...

Dennis Rodman?

What does a blond say after sex? Do you guys all play for the same team?

Two blondes were playing chess.

Why to blondes have bruised belly-buttons? . . . . . ... Blonde men are stupid too.

Did you hear about the carload of blondes that froze to death at the drive-in? They were waiting to see CLOSED FOR WINTER

A blonde talks with a old freind from school he said he was taking medcine at havard the blonde goes are you sick

Men prefer blondes ... marry brunettes .... and a redhead is always the other woman!

A blond, brunette, and red head die and are sent to hell. God tells them that he will give them 1 more chance to get into heaven. God said they each had to climb 100 stairs, and at each step God would tell a joke, if they laughed they went to hell, if they make it to the top the enter heaven. At the 50th step the red head laughed and got sent to hell. At the 70th step the brunette laughed and got sent to hell. At the very last step God opened his mouth to start telling the joke and the blond started laughing. God stopped and said "why are you laughing I haven't even told the joke yet." The blond responded, "I just got the first one."

How many Blond jokes are there? 1 all the rest are true.