It's getting ready to rain right now. The sky is dark and ominous. There's loud thunder. Bright, continuous lightning. The wind is blowing hard. And I'm. . . . . .getting in a better mood! Why would this make me. . . .HAPPY?

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• Wiz! Your sartorial choice completely negates the ability to adequately view your. . . .'ahem. . . .derriere! And, my dear fellow, NO WHERE, in what I'm sure you consider an educated response, does anything even REMOTELY appear to address my query! To what "line" are you referring and what was the completeness of your thought following "Hence. . . . .."? I GOT the derriere "part" to which you continue to pontificate without, mind you, EVINCING even a "modicum" amount! Blind faith on MY PART, all the way and all the time!

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  by Millenium - The Mysterious M. . . GONE! on June 2nd, 2009

• Short of taking you by the hand (which you wouldn't allow, and your husband wouldn't approve) and leading through my answer word by cryptic word, I really wouldn't know how to make you "see" the light at the end of the supposed tunnel you find yourself in. We know the significance of ther derriere (Sir Lancelot's especially); so take the derriere as a clue, and ... try again.

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  by Wisdom Tooth on June 2nd, 2009

• Are you on prescription drugs of ANY kind <smiling with pinched lips, eyebrows frowning, and squintng just a bit at the incoherency of your "comment">? WHAT. . . . ARE. . . .YOU. . . .SAYING??????????????????????????????? And, just for the record, I'm NOT in ANY tunnel, supposed or otherwise! Taking the derriere as a "clue". . . . .I'm LOST! LOL

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  by Millenium - The Mysterious M. . . GONE! on June 2nd, 2009

• I think i'll have to take your hand -- why is it so clammy and why do you tremble so?
  Derriere = ego (egotistic derriere).
  Despite the dark clouds you're happy, because of MEEEEE. IIIII with my wonderful wit (STOP STARING AT THE DERRIERE) am responsible for getting you in a better mood.
  Still didn't get it? Oh God! You would, young lady if only your eyes weren't so riveted to my rear. Your right leg is trembling to make contact, I can see that. I'd better run.

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  by Wisdom Tooth on June 2nd, 2009

• Want to know something. . . .well. . . .strange, Wiz?! My husband calls me "young lady", too! I don't know why . . . .but I find that kind of . . . . .odd. . . . .that he says that, too!

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  by Millenium - The Mysterious M. . . GONE! on June 2nd, 2009

• I tracked down an old Italian neighbour and very close friend (my "first spark" I could say) from my student days after 40 years; and when I asked her how it felt to reconnect with an old friend, she shot back: "Who says you're old! It was the youth in you that made you look for me and find me. You are still the "dear boy" I knew so many years ago."
  I take it as a huge compliment, coming from a 58 year old to an almost-60 year old.
  I keep smiling everytime I recall those words.
  Actually she came in my dream and said simply: "Find me". And that's how it al started. Sorry if I sound like I'm getting romantic in my old age. But that's that.

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  by Wisdom Tooth on June 2nd, 2009