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I was having a bad hair day.
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McHale's Navy was on TV
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Uh, Sorry, I forgot.
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I had an uncle-in-law that used to say he had a bone in his foot. As in, "Where were you? We waited an hour." "Sorry, yeah, had a bone in my foot." I think it was his way of saying he had no good excuse and knew it.
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My cat threw up on my diary I couldnt read the entries for that day ha ha ha
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wake up sex..lol
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When I was in school and would be late for class, I would always say I was late because the bell rang before I got here
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My dog ate my alarm clock
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