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by Mr_Natural Abstractor of the Quintessence on May 25th, 2009
Breasts are evil. They were attached by Satan to women's chests to make men pay too much for beer in topless bars, and buy the swimsuit issue of scandalous magazines, and pay to watch fallen women wiggle their ample bosoms in wet T-shirt competitions.
For it is written, "Whosoever looketh at a woman's bosom and drooleth on his own foot shall burn in the fires of Gehenna, or at least get a wicked sunburn on his bare ass at Saint-Tropez."
by Always Ready - COAT of courage on May 24th, 2009
“ And say to the believing women that they cast down their looks and guard their private parts and do not display their ornaments except what appears thereof, and let them wear their head-coverings over their bosoms, and not display their ornaments except to their husbands or their fathers, or the fathers of their husbands, or their sons, or the sons of their husbands, or their brothers, or their brothers' sons, or their sisters' sons, or their women, or those whom their right hands possess, or the male servants not having need (of women), or the children who have not attained knowledge of what is hidden of women; and let them not strike their feet so that what they hide of their ornaments may be known; and turn to Allah all of you, O believers! so that you may be successful. ." (Qur'an 24:31)
What is the prophet mohammed's flight in the quran called?
by Answerbag Staff on May 7th, 2011
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How does the Quran support human rights?
by qumo on April 3rd, 2011
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Why should I read the Qur'ān?
by AnonymousGirl on May 16th, 2011
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Is burning the Bible any different than burning the Qur'an?
by mike_70 on April 4th, 2011
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Can anybody please tell me if Surah 27 has to be taken literally or not?
by Uzoma_M on May 2nd, 2011
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You're reading Where in the quran does it order a woman to cover her head...not draw her cloak around her bossom (chest)...where do the words cover you head show up...surely if it is so important God would not of forgotten..
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very funny...5 points for making me smile
by Happy-Dance on May 26th, 2009
Glad you smiled. Did you like "drooleth on his foot"? Hehe, I have fun. :)
by Mr_Natural Abstractor of the Quintessence on May 26th, 2009
yes i did!!!
by Happy-Dance on May 26th, 2009
Maybe Muslim women have an aversion to drool, and that's why they hide inside those huge black rugs. :)
by Mr_Natural Abstractor of the Quintessence on May 26th, 2009
i always get disgusted when one sneezes..when you see a ninja muslim sneeze into her face covering it is just plain disgusting..
by Happy-Dance on May 26th, 2009
>>ninja muslim
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/34/72251436_3161fbaee0.jpg
Sometimes I have to bite my tongue to avoid saying, "Thank you for not exploding." I feel a little insulted when I see Muslim women (see link) hiding inside their disguises, as if all males in the vicinity would lose control of our beastly desires if we glimpsed so much as a fat, bare ankle.
I wonder why they leave a country that accepts their medieval eccentricities and move to a western country, taking their crusty old habits with them, insuring that they'll be perceived as freaks? Isn't it polite to accept the culture and dress of the destination country? They repeat these quirky cultural shenanigans in every western country they migrate to, creating Muslim ghettos, Muslim culture, and keeping to themselves. Many feel no need to integrate into the local, non-Islamic culture.
by Mr_Natural Abstractor of the Quintessence on May 27th, 2009
Ohw dear god!! You guys made my tummy hurt..
And it is all your fault I just fall out of my bed. Lucky for you guys I´m still laughing so damn hard that I do not feel the bump on my head yet...
You guys are great and should go on stage together! :D
by Temporary Name on November 2nd, 2009
>>tummy hurt..
>>bump on my head
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by Mr_Natural Abstractor of the Quintessence on November 2nd, 2009
5 years ago, today, theo van gogh was murdered in holland. He was quite anti-muslim. I saw some old shows off him (he was also very politically engaged)
In every debate he got one point he didn´t get a change to explain. He said muslim-culture, they said it was their `religion`
Theo´s usual response was in the line of: do you still see indians in the clothes of 200 years ago? Do you see christians still in their old clothes?
A well, just a bit aggitated about it and your humourus discussion reminded me again..
by Temporary Name on November 2nd, 2009
I remember his altercations with the Muslims. Yes, he was murdered in Amsterdam, 5 years ago today, by Mohammed Bouyeri, a maniacal Muslim terrorist, who is now serving life in prison. I too feel agitated, for all the reasons expressed by Theo van Gogh.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theo_van_Gogh_(film_director)
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Submission (film):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Submission_(film)
by Mr_Natural Abstractor of the Quintessence on November 2nd, 2009
Immediately after I posted my previous comment I clicked on my own links, to test them, and they didn't work. I've had this experience before with Wikipedia URLs. The last character in the address gets truncated by AB software.
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Fix: You need to add the last character manually.
After you click on either of the links, above, add a ")" (right parens) manually to the URL. It works fine.
by Mr_Natural Abstractor of the Quintessence on November 2nd, 2009
Here is a Lego set celebrating the life of Mohammed:
http://www.taz.de/blogs/wp-inst/wp-content/blogs.dir/44/files/2006/11/LEGO%20Mohammed.jpg
:)
by Mr_Natural Abstractor of the Quintessence on November 2nd, 2009
oh man, those danish people should put that in a newspaper. Then those muslims can start trashing their own countries again...
I´ve just read the wikipedia and seriously everytime I hear or read about him I think: indeed, no right to be afraid. But after 5 years, here in holland, everybody got more afraid..
and the muslims keep coming..
by Temporary Name on November 3rd, 2009
What about the Netherlands creating the 'entrance exam' and movie requiremed for Muslims who wish to immigrate? How is that working?
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"A Candid Dutch Film May Be Too Scary for Immigrants"
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/03/16/international/europe/16dutch.html
by Mr_Natural Abstractor of the Quintessence on November 3rd, 2009
Well, not going as good as it should ofcourse. But a lot of em do speak some sort of dutch now.
And the great thing about the entrance exam is that the goat-fuckers(90% of the immigrants) have to except that we show naked bodyparts everywhere, that we have a big-ass party each year just for the fact that people are gay and best of all is that they get prepared for drunk, arrogant fucks(me) that might be slightly misbehavin on the street. But that you should allow that as long as there is no violence.
And something really funny! we have, like, 3th gen. marrocans that get in to an argument with a fellow-marrocan that is being an ass. And then all of a sudden you here the one marrocan against the other: well, if you don'tm like it here then just fuck off to your own country, retarded sheep fucker. Thats so funny!! Hehe.
But our freedom of speech has been lost in the last few years, sad enough.
by Temporary Name on November 3rd, 2009
Do I detect a scintilla of disapproval? :)
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We just had a devoted Muslim in Arizona murder his daughter for being "too Westernized." She was living in AZ, USA, but daddy thought she should have kept herself wrapped up tight in her burka/ chador/ habit, so he murdered her to restore the family honor. I saw a brief interview with her brother and he agreed with the father, that his sister needed to be corrected. ("Corrected" according to Grady in The Shining: 'I corrected them.")
http://www.examiner.com/x-19632-Salt-Lake-City-Headlines-Examiner~y2009m11d3-Noor-Faleh-Almaleki-Iraqi-woman-run-over-by-fatherdies
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After the bastard ran over and killed his daughter with his car, to restore the family honor, he ran away to Mexico. That's Muslim honor for ya.
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>>our freedom of speech has been lost.
How so?
by Mr_Natural Abstractor of the Quintessence on November 4th, 2009
well, the case you described is a good example. When Theo was still alive, already 95% of the politicans and media-whores were screaming that we should be tolerant, and it is not THAT bad. that kinda shit. But we always had Theo telling them and it kept them on their toes.
But since that stopped in the media it also stopped on the street. When I'm just being drunk and annoying and get my ask kicked by a group of marrocans, everybody goes like: ah well, but you know how they are..
I couldn't give a fuck how they are. They should behave!
But now-a-days dutch people seem to think that they don't understand. That's real fucking scary.
An you know what makes me most sad? I saw a beautifull dutch woman today(the curves where visible through her ninja-suit and her niqab fell off. But now, a beautifull dutch girl is in niqab! How the fack did that happen?
But how is that in USA?
by Temporary Name on November 4th, 2009
I know a bit about how they think in the bible-belt. but that are just a bunch of nut-jobs. How do americans feel about those family-honor murdering reteards?
Example for how it goed wrong over here: a year ago a woman got robbed by 2 guys on a scooter, while in her car. As reaction the woman hit the gas-pedal and drove over the 2 guys. She's in prison now.. And half of amsterdam was trashed by angry marrocans.
Instead of arresting and deporting those fuckers, the police actually tried there hardest to keep right-extremist from hurting those nice marrocans..
If Theo was alive back then..
by Temporary Name on November 4th, 2009
As far as I know, we don't have a big problem with radical Muslims here in the States. The Islamic fanatics tend to keep to themselves, like the Orthodox Jews in NYC. Occasionally a bomb-thrower appears, but our Secret Police monitor them and grab them when necessary.
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To look at Arabs more positively, I believe there are far more non-Muslim Arabs than Muslims in the States. I had an Iranian student dentist at the local university whose skills were top-notch. Once when her professor came over to inspect her work on a gold crown she had just installed, he called the other students over to observe it, as if it were a work of art. :) Seriously. Since then, I see she has gone into private practice.
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I also have an Iranian eye surgeon, an associate professor. I wouldn't trade him for anybody. Neither of these specialists is Muslim.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=non-muslim+arabs&aq=7&oq=non-muslim+&aqi=g10
by Mr_Natural Abstractor of the Quintessence on November 5th, 2009
On one hand thats seems really hopefull for the dutch and european but, at leats here in holland, everybody seems to stick by their faith. And it is slowly becoming a hazard. But luckily we have elections coming up. Although on 3 out of 4 we cannot vote ourselves. YEAH DEMOCRACY!!
by bassie on November 5th, 2009
This does not mean we do not have good muslims. We have real good, real smart mulims. But they are muslim non the less..
by bassie on November 5th, 2009
>>on 3 out of 4 we cannot vote ourselves.
Sorry, I don't follow this. Explain? Thanks.
by Mr_Natural Abstractor of the Quintessence on November 6th, 2009