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Any job that puts your attendance over your life is slavery. Tell them you will be in the next day if they want you back. If they don't, well, you were looking for work when you showed up there. You can look again.
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Go to work wearing a nose and mouth mask. If your eyes aren't already dark put make up on to make them look darker and powder your face with a pale color powder. When you go in they will be so afraid of what you got they will send you right back home. Hope you feel better hun!!!
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Get a note from your doctor saying that you are too ill to go to work.
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Excuse me, but you can die from pneumonia -- it's the final death knell for most of the 36,000 Americans each year who "die of the flu" because they fail to take it seriously. My brother-in-law died of pneumonia last month. For your own life, you must go to the doctor immediately.
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Go in wrapped up to keep warm, then go to the boss and cough blood up onto his desk. He'll give you as much time as you need, or you're better off without his lousey buck ninety five.
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You can get another job but can't get another life. So tell your boss and go to a clinic. You can get a medical chit anyway. +3
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