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by Nitroduck on January 22nd, 2008
Why do I feel like everyone's out to whup my Arse?
I break it down like this:
I can take mallards one on one.
I can take two muscobie ducks at once.
Teals are sissies, I can lay the smack down on at least 15 of them at a time
Wood ducks are pretty boys, they won't fight anyway
And then there's Daffy.... Give me 10 minutes in a room with that rapscallion.... (Of course, if I'm not out in 11, come get me).
by Babycakes on November 5th, 2007
LOL!!!! I think if my pot was big enough I might be able to get 12 of those little suckers in there before they knew what happened. Funny question!!!!!!!!!
by DownOnMyLuck on February 23rd, 2007
Probably only one, and here's why. One duck I could just kick (but I wouldn't) and then a nother one comes in, and they double team me by pecking out my eyes. After I am blinded they will bite my appendages, like my nose and ears. Discomforting that such a small bird could inflict so much pain.
by anonymous on February 23rd, 2007
About three or four I reckon. Any more and I'd probably digress into my own version of 'The Birds' and sit on the floor crying
by Mentalmum is back on January 22nd, 2008
Only one im afraid.. Nitroduck is the only one i could handle haha......... :)
by Jade on January 22nd, 2008
Those little suckers can be MEAN! Two..maybe three would be enough to get me looking for cover.
by socrateswasfat on January 22nd, 2008
i can take a whole circle of em. but there can only be one goose!! Duck duck Goose!!!
by Chezter is going to save the Redheads on November 5th, 2007
I would have thought a lot, but I was attacked by a duck once and I ran like a beach
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by John. on February 23rd, 2007
This all depends on the ferocity of their attack, and their team work abilities.
Obviously if they have stratagised and are attacking me from multiple angles my chances are greatly reduced.
If they wall waddled up to be single file to have a go, then most likely I could keep kicking/punching/stomping/scratching/headbutting my way through the line for a long time.
Now if they're flying...thats a whole different story.
by anonymous on February 23rd, 2007
all of them. i'll kick their asses.
bring em on.
by Anonymous on November 5th, 2007
My two are physco, so they'd be enough for me to deal with.
by Yeux on November 5th, 2007
That would depend on their size.
by GuitarPlayer92 on November 5th, 2007
A lot.
by Harro Mique on February 24th, 2007
COUPLE HUNDRED.
by tamarakh is ready for a vacation on February 24th, 2007
Hmmm. It depends...do I have a baseball bat in this scenario?
by HungryGuy on February 24th, 2007
I don't know. Anyone who's ever driven through a park in the afternoon knows that ducks (actually geese) are pretty tenacious. I wouldn't want to mess with even one.
by jonesy on February 24th, 2007
ten cos i is like a ninja i chop the up
by tripwire on February 23rd, 2007
Let them come!
All I'll say is the ground will be thick with feathers.....and blood! Muaaahahahahahahaaaaaaaaah!
by Firebrand on February 23rd, 2007
A many ducks as I needed to avoid getting hit
by redb_ball is away on February 23rd, 2007
I wouldn't- it wouldn't be fair to the ducks...
by Sixty B - Commander Topcoat on May 7th, 2008
The one hissing goose is going to win out every single time!
by Kenna on March 17th, 2008
5 until I would start to feel bad for them :(
by Halskiisaklink on February 24th, 2007
Fifteen, and a bottle of bourbon. The little quackers wouldn't stand a chance.
by jammnwright on February 24th, 2007
I don't think ducks are allowed on the plane.
by RFlagg on February 24th, 2007
I can (And have) fended off 3 very angry ducks.
The trick to it is keeping your hands completely out of the matter, you have to use your feet, and use them well.
And don't be afraid to stomp rather than kick.
by Galeanda on July 7th, 2008
Oh, I wouldn't fight them.....I'd invite them for dinner LOL!!!
by TjoeBaxter is Hot Yo on July 7th, 2008
I kicked Donald Ducks tail feather before..:):)
by jonesy on February 24th, 2007
ten cos i is like a ninja
by jonesy on February 24th, 2007
ten cos i is like a ninja i chop the up
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LOL! thanks for the :-D +
by Jade on January 22nd, 2008
<<<sweet voice>> 'my hero'!!!!!!!! rofl
by Mentalmum is back on January 22nd, 2008
That is so cute!!
by kitten is smiling... on January 22nd, 2008
Y'all are going to make my neck swell up.
by Nitroduck on January 22nd, 2008
Don't want to do that..your beak might pop off!! :-0 ;-)
by Jade on January 22nd, 2008
OMG..what a scary thought!! nitro with no beak???? however will he manage those 'girthy' sausages one wonders? lol
by Mentalmum is back on January 22nd, 2008
aaaaacccckkkkk!!!! Now we have to send everyone over to the sausage discussion. (so they know that we are talking about ring bologne, and not. Welll... )
by Nitroduck on January 22nd, 2008
not well what??? <<<looks innocently>>>
by Mentalmum is back on January 22nd, 2008
Oberle sausage? <<I call your innocent look and raise you double innocent>> for everyone else: http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2099960
by Nitroduck on January 22nd, 2008
guffaw.... rofl.. heehee, best laugh in ages!!!!
by Mentalmum is back on January 22nd, 2008
I can't believe I missed this. Did y'all have to have this much fun while I was in the penalty box?
by unknown on January 25th, 2008
Yep... We had mucho grande fun... It would have been even more fun if you would have been here! As long as you sided with me on the sausage.
by Nitroduck on January 25th, 2008
Ooh that sounds really dirty, Nitro. :)
by unknown on January 25th, 2008
Well... Kind of :)
by Nitroduck on January 25th, 2008
Hehehe
by unknown on January 25th, 2008
its musovey
by Ellis LaFirst on May 8th, 2008
*sorry muscovy
by Ellis LaFirst on May 8th, 2008
Thank you, Ellis. It's my guess that he knows that but spelled it as it is pronounced in his area for effect.
by unknown on May 8th, 2008
Them's the ones with the lumpy red head, right? ;)
by Nitroduck on May 12th, 2008
LOL But they are soooo cute as babies. ;)
by unknown on May 12th, 2008
Heck. Even I was cute as a baby. It's down hill from there for some of us.
by Nitroduck on May 12th, 2008
still cute Nitro.. how are you my sweetums??
by Mentalmum is back on May 12th, 2008
"rilly goot!" What are you doin' this morning? (Afternoon) :)
by Nitroduck on May 12th, 2008
pottering around, hanging out washing, Davie is fixing his greenhouse door, the kids are outside playing.. we're both off tonight (Davie was 12hr nightshifts all weekend..i was sooo wonewy!!) so i might indulge in a glass or two of some amber nectar!!
what about you???? hows kimmee and the boys??
by Mentalmum is back on May 12th, 2008
Some nectar probably sounds good for both of you!... We spent the last 5 days in St Louis, tooling around on the Landing, and gambling... I'm wore plum out... Tonight, I have some trees to cut down (dead ones), and then I'm piling up in the recliner. It's nice to sit home, and you don't realize it until you scoot off somewhere.
by Nitroduck on May 12th, 2008
Since nobody asked, I am nearly done with school and am leaving for vacation next Monday. Begin your preparations for my absence now so you won't get too bored. LOL
by unknown on May 12th, 2008
Congratulations!!! Where are you going?
by Nitroduck on May 12th, 2008
Santa Barbara and LA. I'm taking Blake whale watching and to Universal Studios.
by unknown on May 12th, 2008
That is going to be awesome!... When shall I tie on the Yellow Ribbon?
by Nitroduck on May 12th, 2008
I am there from the 19-23.
by unknown on May 12th, 2008
I will eagerly await some pictures!!
by Nitroduck on May 12th, 2008
Will do. :)
by unknown on May 12th, 2008
fantastic Idne.. a well deserved break, and Blake will have a wonderful time!! have fun, you know we'll miss you :(
Well Nitro, im glad you had a good time.. did you win at the casino?? wondered where you'd gotten to! Hope you enjoy that recliner.. and the amber nectar!!! ((((hugs))))
by Mentalmum is back on May 12th, 2008
*muah* I always dig the recliner. And it was much more comfortable, now that my wallet wasn't so bulky... :?( (to answer your first question)...
by Nitroduck on May 12th, 2008
Thanks, MM. ;)
by unknown on May 12th, 2008
haha.. ok i get it nitro!!
so Idne.. just you and Blake going on holiday?? are the kids off school there?
by Mentalmum is back on May 12th, 2008
Well, Jodie is coming too. She is our driver. LOL And I am taking him out a week early. I want to beat the out of school rush. :)
by unknown on May 12th, 2008
quite right too!! We find here in the UK its cheaper to go on holiday during term time, once the holidays start the prices shoot up! we will be taking the kids out of school in September to go on holiday.. not supposed to, but what the heck!! lol
Im sure you will all have a super time!
by Mentalmum is back on May 12th, 2008
Thanks. And way to buck the system. LOL
by unknown on May 12th, 2008
:).. have fun!!
by Mentalmum is back on May 13th, 2008
I don't have a single problem with snatching my youngn's out of school for a vacay... I think it's a nice break from school, and I think those babies need to learn about cultural diversity. What better way. Now, having said that. My children are no longer welcome on vacay - because once they reach the ripe old age of 13, they want to do their own thing, and bore easily. Once a teenager is bored, the misery begins. I'd end up being tempted to leave the remaining two in a drainage ditch with a pack of M&M's, a Mountain Dew and good walking shoes.
by Nitroduck on May 13th, 2008
Sounds perfectly reasonable to me, Nitro. :)
by unknown on May 13th, 2008
haha.. sounds good to me too nitro!!! lol
by Mentalmum is back on May 14th, 2008