ANSWERS: 7
  • Quick! Give it mouth to mouth, but keep IT under water!
  • That reminds me of the "dead parrot" sketch on Monte pythons flying circus. It's dead! no it's not it's resting!
  • It's a former goldfish, when the seargent said everyone take a step foreard he also siad. "not you goldfish."
  • its swim bladder is filled up with air. this happens because they feed at the surface and swallow air too. apparently the thing to do is start feeding the fish pellet food or food that sinks...recommended purchasing frozen food which is labeled Goldfish and Koi. It comes with brine shrimp and a variety of different vegetables. Never feed your goldfish anything that will float. Also, make sure to place the food into the filter air flow so that the food shoots down to the bottom of the tank before the fish can try to eat it from the top of the water. Brine shrimp needs to be fed to goldfish at least a couple times per week to clean our their digestive system. You will also need to fast, or not feed, your goldfish for at least one entire day out of the week to make sure that they don't get constipated which is another reason they will float upside down.
  • He's fallen....and he can't get up! (and he didn't have Life Alert)
  • Just wait till he floats to the surface & ask him.
  • He thought he'd be cool and get his ear pierced, but chose far too heavy an earring for his first one.

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