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by SkyClad on May 6th, 2009
Driving Miss Daisy.
by Anonymous on May 6th, 2009
Standing by the car.
by Sharona Life is a Tale Told by an Idiot on November 21st, 2009
He's pissed that you are swearing at him so you can walk.
by -NUNYA-- on November 21st, 2009
I called and the damn chaffeur will be here in 10 mins. Patience Polly Math! lol +5
by Autism Knows is finally Maestro on May 6th, 2009
Taking a dump! *Grin*
by strange1 still in pb on May 6th, 2009
yes m'lady?
by Ice man on May 6th, 2009
I think he said something about wanting to drive the French Maid ... or something like that. :)
by -NUNYA-- on May 6th, 2009
He stopped to restock the bar and should be there within the hour. +5
by RosieGHM Jetpacker on May 6th, 2009
You're not having a very good day are you PM? First she doesn't show up, now the driver doesn't show up. Wonder what the next thing is gonna be? :)
by Boozy Soozy on May 6th, 2009
exactly what i was thinking!! Always bloody late... right enough my 'chaffeur' is a friend that owns his own taxi and gives me free lifts... Ah here comes the battered old alfa romeo now :)
by - alluseek - on November 21st, 2009
Hey, back off. You want me on-call you gotta pay extra for it.
by GiraffeyedDonor-ish on November 21st, 2009
He wasn't feeling to well...might be in bed sick.
by Kat on November 21st, 2009
Busy with Lady Chatterley. [Say no more...]
by anguilla on November 21st, 2009
Under the wiaduct, down by the winegar woiks.
by mom3b on November 21st, 2009
he ran away with my maid & butler.
by Ms.A on November 21st, 2009
Sorry!The camel needed some water!
by pandora on November 21st, 2009
He's with me sweety. Remember you sent him to pick me up so you can take me out to dinner.
(pan storms out)
I guess you have so many dates you forgot ours! :0
(runs away sobbing)
by -Icy- on November 21st, 2009
tony we were having such a good time that he lost track of time, so sorry
+5
by Ray Del Sol on November 21st, 2009
Right around the corner sir! Would you like me to call him?
by byankno1 on November 21st, 2009
At the nearest bar. He got a call from someone else nearby, and told them to tell you to stop swearing and start walking to your destination, or to start walking to HIS DESTINATION, so he can tell you one IN PERSON!
by PrivateGomerSpooner on November 21st, 2009
He's taking the scenic route, around the estate and then through the park.
by anonymous on May 6th, 2009
Having a smoke with the charwoman.
Have you washed the day away yet?
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Comments
HA HA HA!!! Fun answer Steve! +6
by -NUNYA-- on May 6th, 2009
Hmmmm...yeah...I guess I forgot. Thanks, SkyClad. +6
by Polly Math on May 6th, 2009