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by bookworm on April 30th, 2009
get on the desk and fart right in that bastard's face. not much i can say after that.
by Anonymous on April 30th, 2009
"I just bought this company.. And I'm firing you!"
by hotmonga on April 30th, 2009
"I won the lottery." Then I'd turn and walk out.
I'm not sure if I'd invite him to the party.
by molly on April 30th, 2009
up yours u were a lousy shag anyway :P
by The Chief on April 30th, 2009
I like my job and my boss, so I wouldn't tell him off anyway.
But even if I DID hate them both, I wouldn't do that either. Nor would I quit!
Do you know how much hate and discontent you could stir up among co-workers you didn't like if you stayed at your job even though they all KNOW you're now worth MILLIONS and they aren't?
Oh, my God! Just THINK what you could do with just a smile at the right time, or maybe a little inuendo here and there!
During talk about pay raises and the economy, all your hated co-workers would shut up when you came around!
Oh, the possibilities are ENDLESS!
by XOXMSperfect on April 30th, 2009
Your mother never loved you
by Cognition aka Cog on April 30th, 2009
I would never tell my boss off I am very grateful to have a job in this economy.
What I would tell her, is thanks for all the years of employment and opportunities. Then I would say I am off to see the Grand Canyon.
by Wide Awake @ has closing date woo hoo on April 30th, 2009
Why would I do that? I like my job, and we save lives.
I WOULD, however, go to part-time, probably.
by katie7576 on April 30th, 2009
I wouldn't tell him off...he's my best friends brother...but I probably wouldn't quit my job either. Think I would get to bored not working. +5
by Someguy on June 6th, 2009
I like my boss. I'd shake his hand and give him a sack full of cash.
by urk on April 30th, 2009
I'm not sure I'd actually quit my job. At least not right away. I have a good job and a secret security clearance which I would not want to lapse. I would most likely stick around long enough to train my replacement and then go on extended leave without pay to finish school and consider my options. I would do whatever I could to turn millions into billions.
by BrandyBrandy on April 30th, 2009
Actually I don't think I would quit my job. I would just save all that money and try to keep living the same way. Of course, I would probably buy myself a few nice things first...
by 2old2dieyoung on April 30th, 2009
I wouldn't tell him off, I'd be too happy to care about all the old office crap!
by unknown on June 6th, 2009
I always thought that I would just curse the lady out after the bad treatment that I've received from her but now that I think about it I would blessed with this money and I just want to walk out of that job with my head held high. It's not worth it because I've been blessed and she will still be an evil troll stuck in the same job.
by Count Orlok on June 6th, 2009
Actually, I like my current boss and job so I might cut back to part-time hours. But I'd call my former boss and his little pet weasel and say, "now, I will have my revenge."
by Mr.Bean Mime on June 6th, 2009
You're Fired!
by pedal junky on June 6th, 2009
nothing mean or anything.he's a cool dude.he would try and talk me out of it.
by Shadow is Gone on April 30th, 2009
"Oh, Oney!!"
when did Polaris and Letro start putting tail scrubbers on head units?
by chrisasmith on November 13th, 2010
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how do I attach a contractor's bond?
by bidnessgal on April 17th, 2010
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If a company computer catches a virus and management believes customer credit card information was put at risk do they need to report this?
by Workaholic2 on November 6th, 2010
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what four factors do arbitrators typically use when deciding case are these the only factors used when arbitrators decide cases?
by enice09 on September 26th, 2010
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i dared i guy yestee and he has taken it so serious wat shd i do. am enjoying it anyway!
by Arthur5606 on April 14th, 2010
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lol i love it
by molly on April 30th, 2009
thanks :D
by Your sisters cute friend on April 30th, 2009