ANSWERS: 7
  • He sounds like Danny Devito. Buy him a nice silk suit and take him out for some bread and wine.
  • Make sure shirts are heavier on the top to expand the shoulders, Don't wear lines or strips, Also get prints on shirts that are around the arm, or up high on the chest to take away from love handles or belly fat. Basically use extra stuff to distract the mind from looking other places
  • Get him a styled but slightly baggy pair of jeans - recommend a dark shade but not black. A darkish shirt (if it has a stripe must be vertical) & make sure he keeps the top 2 buttons undone, I'd recommend looking for one with lapels to give it a more ruggish / stylish appearance. Then a fitted blazer, 2 button. This will mask any extra bit of chin he may sport & will elongate his body to hide any handles.
  • "short, chubby and shaped like a cardboard box"? Wrapping paper, ribbon, and a bow!
  • Let him try on an array of slacks and shirts until you both agree on what he looks and feels good in. Then, you remind him that he is really a HUNK!
  • A jogging suit... worn while on a treadmill.
  • Pinstripes make you look taller. I'm not sure about the box thing but definitely stay away from three button suits and for god sakes no trench coats. End up making him look like a ninja turtle.

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