What is your all time favorite stupid Rush Limbaugh quote?

There are way too many to list. Everytime this gasbag shithead opens his mouth, out comes a stupid quote; but his take on Abu Ghraib got me. After that, I just wanted to knee-cap his ass.

"This is no different than what happens at the Skull and Bones initiation...I'm talking about people having a good time, these people, you ever heard of emotional release? You ever heard of the need to blow some steam off?" --on the Abu Ghraib prisoner abuse scandal

He needs to be drugged, kidnapped then revived (in other words, "renditioned") while getting boned on the arena floor of an Ultimate Surrender death match with audience participation in San Francisco. Just a little emotional release, blowing off steam, people having a good time. Hahahaha.

“Columbus saved the Indians from themselves.”

"Because, you know, it is just wonderful to be back in Oregon, and over the last 15 months we've traveled to every corner of the United States. I've now been in 57 states, I think, one left to go. One left to go, Alaska and Hawaii I was not allowed to go to even though I really wanted to visit, but my staff would not justify it."

(Probably not an exact quote) The day I heard Rush claim he was the greatest radio broadcaster that had ever been on the air, second only to God, was the last time I ever listened to that idiot.

Ok _ I will get it started..

"He is exaggerating the effects of the disease.

He's moving all around and shaking and it's purely an act... This is really shameless of Michael J. Fox. Either he didn't take his medication or he's acting."

"Because, you know, it is just wonderful to be back in Oregon, and over the last 15 months we've traveled to every corner of the United States. I've now been in 57 states, I think, one left to go. One left to go, Alaska and Hawaii I was not allowed to go to even though I really wanted to visit, but my staff would not justify it."

Really think about what you just said, Lori K. He said he has 57 states left, one more to go. Not counting Alaska and Hawaii. One state left + Alaska + Hawaii = 3 states. Any intelligent person would know he meant to say "47". Because 3+47=50. I know that there's no way you've EVER misspoken before, and obviously no way you could possibly know basic math. (snicker) :)