If it bleeds...
by 
Brian - employs bipedal locomotion daily
ANSWERS: 10
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be nice to it, it has feelings!
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wash it, disinfect it, put a bandage on it
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clean and bandage it.
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stop picking it
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You are still alive
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....IT CAN DIE!
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If it bleeds for 7 days and is still alive it has to be a woman :P
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chuck a bag of salt on it.
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...I'm not eating it D:
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Call 911!! then call PoliceInHotPursuit (he`ll help you) lol
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