What's the weirdest thing your dog has ever put in his mouth and/or ran off with?
My Mom's dog Mister Bojangles ran off with her cell phone!

I worked as a veterinary assistant when I was a kid one summer. A woman came in with a German Sheppard one day that refused to eat. Dr. Z palpated the abdomen and felt a large mass in the stomach. We immediately x-rayed the dog and were totally perplexed by what we saw. It seemed like shrapnel of some kind scattered throughout the stomach. The pieces were all of uniform size, but not touching, not clumped together. They looked sharp so we didn't want to induce any kind of purge - it was decided that exploratory surgery would have to be performed. On the day of the surgery the owner, a middle-aged Country-club type, insisted on waiting in the front for a verdict on her dog's post-op well being. We opened up the dog's stomach and were amazed to see Dr. Z pull a black leather bra from inside. It was festooned with sharp, shiny chrome studs. Dr. Z wanted to let her know about it alone, so I didn't get to see her reaction, but it had to be classic. Dog was just fine.

My bottle of contact lens solution which had rolled off the bathroom counter. He wanted me to tease me into playing with him. Fortunately it didn't contain any ingredients that were posionous to Galileo.

My beaded handbag. Arrrrgh!! I got mad, but he is so darn cute, when he looked at me with those big brown eyes I instantly forgave him. :-p

In high school, my girlfriend's dog used to eat her underwear, then throw them back up. It was quite a mess!

Cat feces covered in litter.

plastic bottle but she does that when shes bored sometimes.
shes also eaten fiberglass insulation before and didnt realize until it was too late she got a little sick :(
she also ran off with my dad's knee high sock, which is normal, but she ended up swallowing it while my dad was chasing her to get it back. she threw it up 4 days later

Just the other day my dog Zack was standing outside the door with an unidentified animal leg in his mouth. LOL It seemed weird at the time. :)
I looked at him and thought, "What is that?"

The leg of a deer.

One day something was sticking out of my Grandma's dog, Pierre's mouth. My mom called him over and said "what have you got Pierre?" Pierre, wagging his tail happily, brought my Mom a ten dollar bill!

And My dog Michi has brought me several receipts from his little "shopping" trips. lol

Michi:
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