by minor child on April 17th, 2009

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If it takes half a cow half an hour to eat half a bale of hay, how long does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a watermelon?

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  • by 08Busa on April 17th, 2009

    08Busa

    depends, what day of the week is it and how many birds are watching.

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  • by HoleySchnikeys on April 17th, 2009

    HoleySchnikeys

    about half as long as it takes a duck to squeeze the juices out of seven lemons.

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  • A month of sundays.

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  • by Elle on April 17th, 2009

    Elle

    more time than it would take to suck them out with a vacuum cleaner but less time than it would take to get them out with a spoon :p

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  • by Over and Out on April 17th, 2009

    Over and Out

    Much faster than a monkey with a regular leg, I'm sure.

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  • by POLICE...IN HOT PURSUIT on April 17th, 2009

    POLICE...IN HOT PURSUIT

    2 1/2 minutes.......

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  • by LordofInsecurity on May 11th, 2009

    LordofInsecurity

    about the time it takes a purple caterpillar to gnaw the leg off a table

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