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by Zack on March 31st, 2009
Whoops!!
by TAPriceCTR s son is wearing his COAT on March 31st, 2009
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?!?!?!?
by Taciturnu on March 31st, 2009
Oops. Hope I can fix that, too...
by Midnighttoker on March 31st, 2009
Well,i thought it was on this side!
by Dior on March 31st, 2009
My last two patients died and they always say trouble comes in threes.
by ArcyQwerty on March 31st, 2009
You're the one that I SUPPOSED to be cutting up today.... right?....
by Done. never again. on March 31st, 2009
oops in any form.
by TERRYTUKER on March 31st, 2009
what happen to my gum or i havent slept in days
by Tallyman on March 31st, 2009
"That's it for him!"
OR
"Ibida, ibida, ibida, that's all folks!"
by Yanstari on March 31st, 2009
I was off sick when they had scalpel training at med school.
by allzee on March 31st, 2009
Did you see my glasses?
by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on August 4th, 2009
Ooooooooo I've never done this operation before.
by CatLover-The Original is Proudly Canadian on March 31st, 2009
I have an appointment some place else right now so maybe I'll see you later!
by Anonymous on March 31st, 2009
sorry we cant put you out you be awake though the operation.
by Anonymous on March 31st, 2009
"Whoa!!Didn't expect that to happen!!"
by natsgreenyer on March 31st, 2009
oh dear, the anesthetic has worn off
by gtravels loves her life penguin on March 31st, 2009
We'll be done with your penisectomy momentarily Mr. Johnson.
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on March 31st, 2009
Uhh.....where did that drill run off to?
by JayDee says Rawr on August 27th, 2009
Dont worry im a trained proffesional.
Last time i nearly got the whole way round without setting the buzzer off!
by zwatcher on August 4th, 2009
aren't you the guy who's been sleeping with my wife?
or
now, to begin the gender reasignment we have to cut off...
or
where's that scalpel, i had it just a second ago.
by Baby Blue on August 4th, 2009
I got my degree from Uwant2BaDR.com....
by shammers still slogging along on August 4th, 2009
Ahhh, last stitch. Ummmmm, where's that scapel I used?
by Jane on August 4th, 2009
as I'm going under hear..."NO, WAIT!"
by Naamah on August 4th, 2009
whoops!
by sunshine on August 3rd, 2009
Don't Move
by talkewlone on April 12th, 2009
"The only thing standing between me, and a potential diagnosis is your skin."
"The bad news is, I have never done one of these proceedures before."
"CATCH THAT! dON'T LET IT HIT THE FLOOr!"
"oH HELL, THAT IS NERVE TISSUE! tHIS IS GOING TO COST ME!"
"oPPS. MY MALPRACTICe INSURANCE JUST WENT UP."
by all the answers on April 12th, 2009
oh i was supposed to cut the tendon not the.......woops
hey be happy......im retiring tommorow
oh looks like were all out of anesthetics
um... nurse do know if i cut the right artery?
now if i could only remember what i was supposed to remove
oh well that wasnt supposed to happen
um...we have a code blue i repeat code blue
could you please keep the paddles preped i may have some trouble with this....
by Roman Caldera on April 12th, 2009
hopefully I dont cut the wrong organ again.
by Halskiisaklink on April 12th, 2009
"Is she unconscious? Can I take my pants off now?"
by dea_ex_machina on April 12th, 2009
darn - my parkinsons is flaring up again
by Froggy on April 12th, 2009
Your colon is bad and you will have to wear a colostomy bag for the rest of your life.
by Anonymous on April 12th, 2009
"TOD 8:36"
Now that would be bad!!!
by engineer is Terminator on April 12th, 2009
How come none of my operations are successful till now?
by Vanisher on April 12th, 2009
You hear the doctor on the phone saying:
"Why is it that everyone i do surgery on even the simplest of surgery's end up dieing"
"I keep on leaving my tool's inside my patiant's body's"
"I was a butcher for 30 year's"
"Hello, my name is Dr Butcher and ill be your brain surgen today!"
by Vintage... on April 12th, 2009
1) "This is gonna hurt!"
2) "Hmmmmm, interesting!"
3) Nurse, please clarify "Is it my left? or the patient's left?"
by Dr_Dredd on April 7th, 2009
We won't know for sure until the autopsy. It's scheduled for tomorrow at 9.
by Jimmy on March 31st, 2009
i have never seen anything like that before
by Shatzee coming back? on August 4th, 2009
sorry, we are all outta anesthesia, so you're just gonna have to bite down on this stick really hard while we slice you up.
by buxtonite ..slowly losing my mind on August 4th, 2009
now where is that bloody instruction manual!
by TallJasperMan on August 4th, 2009
I see dead people... they are all realy angry at me
by LarryH54 on August 4th, 2009
My ex wife just called. She's taking the yacht. Man, I could just KILL something right now!
by SoldierAngel when do i wake up on August 4th, 2009
Oops, I hope she has life insurance! :D +4
by Normal guy on August 27th, 2009
I would never lie to my Dr.
by Clairesghost on August 27th, 2009
hhmm wheres my watch? ...DAMn!
not AGAIN...
by snowberry on September 3rd, 2009
Oh, I forgot to take my medication again!
by Anonymous on September 3rd, 2009
This might hurt a little....
by Mr. Wright on August 4th, 2009
This guy's alive, right?
by hugejerk on August 4th, 2009
Did you know that there's a lot of money in kidneys on the black market? Hell... this guy has two of them!
by Anonymous on August 4th, 2009
Time of death.
by Falsified Hero on September 3rd, 2009
Oh man there's no gloves left... oh well just use this old pair in the trash.
or
Crap forgot to wash my hands... oh well-crap no gloves left... oh well, I'm a gamble'n man.
What is the admission and charge capture processes?
by Kittenlady is waving to a friend on August 17th, 2011
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Hand washing in hospitals was once thought of as quackery. How does this make you feel?
by Weylon on August 12th, 2011
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When patients are admitted into a hospital, are their hearing aids taken away?
by kassie1990 on September 25th, 2011
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What is the average number of drug doses dispensed per day in a 150 bed hospital
by heatherbear012386 on October 19th, 2011
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Why do hospitals always serve jello? Jello is rendered horse hooves and hides and sugar. Is that supposed to make you feel better?
by Aaron_J8432 on October 19th, 2011
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indeed!
by Its still Ridiculous on March 31st, 2009