Boy, suddenly you're so attractive!

No, but your poop may levitate tomorrow.

I wouldn't have a MRI done anytime soon

I'd say you probably have less than an hour to live.

No you won't die... but, you might have a lot of magnetism.

Could you be a little bit more specific? Where did the magnet come from?

You will not die.The only side effect you will experience is the iron in your blood will turn into lead in your ass...

no it will pass through your system. if you want it back you will have to check your stools! rancher's feed cattle magnets! what possessed you? my girlfreind says now you will attract the right female! lol

That's what you have to do to gain a little animal magnetism? Be careful you might attract the animals :)

No, but now metal heads will be very attracted to your gastrointestinal tract. ;)

If it were to somehow break in half you could be trouble. The two could reconnect pinching off your colon. Otherwise, don't worry.

NO - it is likely to come out if you eat a high fiber diet

No, but you could attract all kinds.

first of all, im not even gonna ask how or why you swallowed a magnet!! moving on from that, no - you will not die.... lol this is a weird question....but ++++ anyway. =)

No, sometimes people swallow magnets for health reasons.

If I were you I'd go to a hospital emergency room to have it checked.

You won't die but please ask your doctor or A DOCTOR any doctor even call the hospital and ask. But you should be fine. Good luck

Your gonna.....

No but stay away from metals until you've passed it.

Not fatal in itself, but can cause other damage on the way out. Obstruction, laceration to the digestive tract, and such.

Of course not, but don't be surprised if tomorrow a piece of your shit flies around and sticks to something that's made of iron or steel eventually.

You'll be fine, and as an added bonus, you should be able to keep your keys handy until it passes (get it, you can just stick them on your stomach and they'll hang there)! Seriously though, depending on the shape and composition of the entire object, you may be about to experience some pain on passing :-) If your stomach acid does not break it down completely, you may have a jagged edged object moving through your digestive tract and, in addition to the pain upon passing (possibly similar to a kidney stone IF it partially digests and becomes sharp or jagged) you could experience some minor scratches or tears to your intestinal tract. Alternatively, if the object has any "pockets" or crevises in it that can carry the stomach acid outside the stomach, into the intestines for example, this would be painful as well since only the mucosa of the stomach can resist the acidic properties while other body tissues can't; it is not good to carry stomach acid to other parts of the body in other words! Not deadly, but not comfortable. These could be a bad things but more painful that life threatening :-) Since everyones physiology is different, it is hard to say how much any individual persons digestion system works IN PARTICULAR. I mean, some people eat cakes and pies all the time and never gain an ounce and others look at a cookie and gain five pounds ... so there are variations in how strong any persons individual system reacts, but getting out that insurance card (assuming you did not swallow that too) might be worth a call just to see how much of whatever the materials were you ate would be broken down in your system lest a rought particle of magnet or plastic in which it is encased starts doing damage :-) Besides I'm always one to say, "If I prepare for it and it never happens, then I just wasted a little time; if I do NOT prepare and something does happen, then I am the only one to blame!" Good luck; let us know what happens!!!

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no,u will not die.just take plenty of water so that it will come in motion

I did the same thing, you will be fine. Just make sure it comes out.

Take some olive oil. The oil will surround the magnet and will prevent the nitric acid to pulverize it and it will come out easily.

Steer clear of computers and park benches =P Seriously though, no. It's very very unlikely. But if you're really concerned, go see a doctor.

Don't worry you won't die. if it doesn't come out after a week, stick something metallic up your *** :)

no but you may find you become suddenly more attracted to fridges and the such like?! hahaha!!

The good news is that the opposite sex will find you very attractive.

Is that why you were found practically making out with the refrigerator?

It's been four days, are you still alive? What happened?!?!

No. But don't have an MRI!

oh wow,umm you should go to the hospital.

You should be ok. You should 'pass it out' in a couple of days. If it is causing you discomfort, then get it checked out.