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It was in Oklahoma the message said For a really fun time on the farm call abzilla
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This was in one of the stalls of my high schools bathroom and I love it here it goes. If you love him so much show him some class, don't write his name while wiping your ass.
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It was the whole lyrics to the eye of the tiger song - it was great and someone drew and ausome tiger next to it - i seen this when i went to america in phillidelphia - it was so auusome!
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One time in the mens bathroom one of the toilets written in sharpie said "Make sure you dont' miss" lol
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right at the bottom of the door, in very small writing, so you have to really get close: beware of limbo dancers.
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also on the bottom of the door, in small letters so you have to lean forward:if you can read this you are -----ing at a 45deg angle. LOLOL
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I was a freshman in high school and I had just started dating a Junior who was super handsome. I walked in to the restroom to see... "R** V***** is a SEX OBJECT" ...in HUGE letters across the whole door of one stall. It was funny to me because it is such a stupid phrase to begin with and I was only 14, so laughing about it seemed the only thing to do.
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I saw this in Oklahoma too. True story.... J*** has boulder balls. Indeed :P
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Above a urinal once I read, "If you want to see something funny, look at what you're holding."
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Nef is cool. It may not be funny to y'all but if you knew Nef you'd laugh. By the way it was in the girls bathroom at the Bayou in Baton Rouge and Nef was the one who wrote it!
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if you want to park, accept that you'll lose your car!
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There was a very long paragraph written on a wall in a bathroom in North Carolina that explained how Bible Belt people can't drive.
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"Your deposit insured for $100,000. FDIC "
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There once was a couple named Kelly who were permanently joined at the belly because in their haste they used library paste instead of petroleum jelly.
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Take Crap Here, pointing at a drain on the floor
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I jump with glee I jump with joy Cos I was here before Kilroy Below in different writing: Sorry to spoil your little joke I was here but my pencil broke KILROY
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Don't be ripe Please wipe
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if your urine can reach this line the fire department wants you
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Here I sit, so broken hearted, Came to s#!t, but only farted.
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An entire wall devoted to the problems that one guys was having with his gf or wife, it was about 1/2 " block lettering with quotes and dates and details beyond belief. He mentioned her name, Carol and this critque of her went on for about 250 words and at the end some wrote "You know, I have the same problem with her."
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He who writes upon the walls rolls his sh#t in little balls He who reads these words of wit eats those little balls of sh#t On the wall of a bathroom stall in a hanger on an airbase in Germany.
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A beautiful drawing of myself in an awkward postion
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I'm sure I've seen plenty of clever and ironic messages, but I can't think of any of those right now. I just stopped at some country town gas station and the walls were covered in graffiti about God. It was really bizarre. "We will all soon kneel before the Lord", "I heart God", etc. Nothing about bands or sluts or anything, just God. Weird.
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well. in the 1970's in the washroom of a gay bar ..written above the urinal was some grafitti that said; "Blow jobs 25cents...with lipstick $1.50". (god I hope I don't get banned for this..but I really did see it).
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Suck my drunk. I'm Dick.
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Some people come here to sit and think Some people come here to sh#t and stink Some people come here to scratch their balls and read the writing on the walls.
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By a urinal at an airport: To pilots with short stacks and weak manifold pressure: Open cowl flaps and taxi in close.
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(On the left side of the stall): Toilet tennis, look right. (On the right side of the stall): Toilet tennis, look left.
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Warning: Senator Larry Craig sat here X
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of you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat.
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Rest are going to the moon while you sit here, you loser.
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First line: The school's gonna blow up at 1:15. After that: [Error 404] Bomb misplaced. Computer will now crash...{c-non} Later: The answer to page 126 of the Geometry book is: 1. 5a 3. 13x 5. No 7. Congruent 9. Vertical I should remember. I copied them down and got an A+...
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It was slanted writing and I had to bend way down to read - "You are now sh--ing at forty-five degrees" : )
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Hope you enjoyed last night .. PS Welcome to the world of "Aids" .. think that scared the shit out of a few blokes .. lol .
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........Should'nt you be concentrating on that dump right now?...........
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I like this question because it reminds me of Dumb n Dumber when Jim Carrey reads the message in the stall and Cam Nealy comes busting through........JC is saying over and over..........Think of a happy place, think of a happy place.
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"Abraham is alive and watching you." Also, this wasn't written on a bathroom wall but it was on a desk. It said "OBAMA." I have no clue why they wrote it, but hey.
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"My Mother made me a Homosexual" "If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?" :o)
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An octopus....this week....on the other side of the toilet roll holder.In onse of the big gallerys here in Ireland. *somebody actually spent time doing that*???
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Water on water makes a sound that all can hear but when sprayed on porcelain falls silent to the ear. I repeated that to my son. The kid had a habit of waking us all peeing at about four am.
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You can shake it, you can squeeze it, you can slap it on the wall, But it has to be inside your pants to make that last drop fall.
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