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why are the only good dreams i have the dreams in which im dying??
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I was sitting at my desk at work (in an office) and someone came up to me and asked, "Do you work here?"!!
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"Do you want to make love?"
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"What kind of underwear do you wear?"
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Several, actually. Can emus fly? (Asked by a friend in science.) Why can't people live to be 400? (Asked by 18 year old brother when he was arguing with his same-age girlfriend. I'm 14, and he uses me for answers.) Why can't girls have kids at 100? (Brother's girlfriend asked during above arguement. I had to explain menopause to her.) What's the best way to eat a muffin? (Friend during a conversation about our underwear.)
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How comes we poop AND pee? Asked by my 10 year old niece.
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Yes, this is true ''Can I suck your toes'' I was laughing like mad.
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Huh?
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How do they make holes in the middle of doughnuts? What was Captain Hooks name before he lost his hand and was fitted with a.... Does the angel/fairy that sits on top of the Christmas tree ever get a sore butt? One day while standing outside a bank someone asked me for directions to the bank. Someone asked me what time it was after I'd just looked at my watch and had to look again, I must have the attention span of a goldfish.
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ok my freind owns lamas and we help her when she takes them to shows well the questions we get (note it is clearly stated that there lamas) Do they lay eggs? Look! Lemers! Isnt that a camale! Ponys! Are they emus? and more!
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