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Help answer this question below.
Chug the soda, answer the phone, and ask whoever it is to help you put your ding dong back in your pants!!!
me make pee pee in your coke
help you what?
Do you want me to hold the coke, the phone, or your cock?!
*laughs* That must be the funniest imagination for the day. *laughs again*
I may be able to help you.
want some ghost chips........bro??
by OuRsUbCoNcIoUs on November 12th, 2011
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Do you know what a queef is?
by Cayla_W on December 2nd, 2011
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What's the similarity between an Essex girl and a Rolls Royce Silver Lady..... hehe..
by nice jugs on November 19th, 2011
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Your Uncle Jack left town this morning. Why did you get up early?
by N'anderthal on December 7th, 2011
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Movie gangsters don't like to play pool much. Anybody know why?
by einsteinwasright0116 on November 20th, 2011
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You're reading I'm at the urinal peeing and have a coca cola in one hand and my phone starts ringing...could you please help me?
Comments
Thanks Patty, nice necklace;-)
by devil is back on May 13th, 2009
I only wear it on special occasions and it`s a leather collar:-)
Did You ever hear the saying "The Devil Made Me Do It?"
by Patty on May 13th, 2009
That means you will wear it when we meet:-)
by devil is back on May 14th, 2009
A Sly Comment...and I Would !! I`d Be So Hot Down There With You !!!
by Patty on May 14th, 2009
i'm just not sure my ding dong would actually find it's way back in my pants!
by devil is back on May 15th, 2009