Who said, "The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the beat."?

1) "The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the beat." "Whow! You're pretty smart, Beavis." Beavis & Butthead
Source:
http://www.beavisandbutthead.net/quotes.html

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2) "The Mull of Kintyre test was an unofficial guideline said to have been used by the British Board of Film Classification in the United Kingdom to decide whether an image of a man's penis could be shown.

The BBFC would not permit the general release of a film or video if it depicted a phallus erect to the point that the angle it made from the vertical (the "angle of the dangle", as it was often known) was larger than that of the Mull of Kintyre, Argyll and Bute, on maps of Scotland."
Source and further information:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mull_of_Kintyre_test

(2) R.obert Reisner & Lorraine Wechsler. Encyclopedia of Graffiti . (1974): The heat of the meat is inversely proportional to the angle of the dangle (underneath) and directly proportional to the mass of the ass.'

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Actually, taking into consideration the original question (which is incorrect in its posture), and the many 'modern' reprobate additions to its finale, the answer lies thus:

The 'Angle of the Dangle' is [directly] proportional to:

1. the heat of the meat,+
2. the cutie of the bootie,+
3. the mass of the ass,+
4. the throb of the knob,+
5. and, the size of the rise

(6.)...provided the urge remains constant;

['6.' is a 'condtional statement', begging the rebuttal]...

...divided by:

7. the willy of the nilly
8. the lack of the nack,
9. the sass of the lass
10. ...and the guage of the shotgun

The origin of the phrase was previously provided below, now with corrections in [brackets]. Thus:

The Mull of Kintyre test was an unofficial guideline said to have been used by the British Board of Film Classification in the United Kingdom to decide whether an image of a man's penis could be shown [on the silver screen].

The BBFC would not permit the general release of a film or video if it depicted a phallus erect to the point that the angle it made from the vertical (the "angle of the dangle", as it was often known) was larger than that of the Mull of Kintyre, Argyll [or] Bute on maps of Scotland."

actually is was Baron von Hornschtein, and it is "heat of the meat". Known as Hornschtein's general equation.