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  • I flew from New Zealand over to Austrlia for a short holiday. I did the famous trip across the outback with a nice looking Aussie guy. As we drove of into the outback an Aussie ran across the road in front of us, he grabbed a Kangaroo and turned it over. he then had sex with it infront of me! this happened about seven times and I was getting quite sick with it. Finally we drove back to my hotel and as we pulled up outside a crippled Aussie with no legs was sitting by the hotel door and having a wank. I stormed inside and complained to the manager. He simply said to me "The guy outside is Old pete! he hasn't got any legs so no wonder all he does is wank because he can't catch a kangaroo can he?"
  • I love to drive, any where, any time of year, yet alone across country. In the fall, I love look at the mountains and the trees as they burst with brilliant colors of gold green and red. In the summer; I love to drive down the coast and watch the waves break on the shoreline as the bird play in the sky. In the winter, fresh snow fall on pine trees, sidewalks and the play equipment in the park. Not a foot print in sight. But, may be a birds or cat's foot print. I love to look at lightning on stormy days. I live in the city; so I can look out the 10th fl window and see lightning dance across the Manhattan skyline. It is beautiful.

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