ANSWERS: 30
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I have not stepped into a church since my mother had a massive stroke and passed away. I went into the church at the hospital to pray and all and my prayers were never answered. So since then i have had my reasons for not going to Church.
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I don't believe god exists.
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I can't, I have to wash my hair. I have to flip my bed mattress. I just came down with the bird flu (or sars) God told me I could take the day off My feet hurt "I'll meet you there" i'm just gonna watch the gospel on tv today
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My ex wife screwed the pastor.
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I cant find the right church
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my excuse is, why bother, he'll forgive me.
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Because I watch a service on tv.
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My excuse is that churches are bullsh*t and I don't need to go to them to be forgiven for anything.
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Look horrible from gaining weight and nothing fits.
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I might have a demonic fit and frighten everybody. lol. I don't make excuses anymore I just stop going.
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Why do you need an excuse? You dont want to go, you dont have to go. It's not like you can only worship God in church.
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Very few. At times it is not possibly or easy to do, but we miss as little as possible which is seldom.
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I am afraid of priests, pastors, fanatics, cults, mind control, choral repetitions, mass hysteria and so forth.
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I don't, I just sleep in.
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I'm waiting for a smoking section.
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I don't need an excuse. I've got nothing to apologise for
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Usually because of the work schedule I have and the oddball shifts I work (afternoons and graveyards because I loathe mornings). I usually try to attend an evening service but if I can't thats just how it is.
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Didn't know I needed one.
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I dont need to go to church to have a relationship with god
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I don't use any excuses, I have reasons. I'd much rather spend the time with my family or outside enjoying the world instead of listening to fairy tales and someone trying to tell me what my life is about and how to live it.
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I don't have anyone to make the excuses to. When/if people ask me if I go to church, I tell them that the spirituality I practice isn't worshipped in a church.
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I don't need an excuse. I despise organized religion.
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You don't have to go to church to worship God
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I don't need excuses one way or another. I don't choose to go to church because I'm an atheist. But I do go for weddings and funerals to support my loved ones and friends. So I don't need excuses, as such. I just do or don't on what is appropriate for me. I have no need to go into a church 99.9% of the time because nobody is getting married or buried 99.9% of the time!
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I do go to church for weddings and funerals... but I feel like a bit of a fraud... and can't bring myself to pretend to pray or say amen
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I'm waiting for the free sex policy to expand beyond little boys.
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The people who usually attend are very annoying.
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Excuse - as to offer an apology or ask for pardon?? Don't offer any; don't go because I don't care to for several reasons.
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The bank is closed, I have no cash for the basket
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I say, "no thanks. We don't live in the Dark Ages any more. No need to go to chruch"...
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