Have you ever robbed a bank? did you do it fraudulently or with lethal force?

If anyone did, they would be shit stupid to tell you on the internet.

yup! you know those baskets full of lollipops that say 'take one', I took two!

have you?

No!

Did you ever rob a bank?

So there I was, two baretta pistols in hand. Outside you could hear sirens-ambulances, fire trucks, police; they were all coming now. The teller was still crying from where I had broken his beak like nose.

It was just me now, Maury was taken down by the security guard. I didn't think a man that fat could move that fast. I downed the guard a second later, the screaming from the customers had stopped at that moment. People hushed and they knew I meant business. The cops were calling to negotiate but I had a plan of escape I didn't need them. The manager was easy to identify and after I had his pudgy frame lead me to the vault I was all set.

I pulled a bright pink whistle from my pocket. The puzzled look on the faces around me was all too much. I brought the reed to my lips and blew. They couldn't hear the sound I knew, they didn't need to; as long as Fluffles did I would be fine. The ground was shaking, plaques about the BBB and American rate of Insurance for Bank funds fell to the floor as the walls vibrated.

It was like an explosion then Fluffles burst in. His long trunk flailing around he lifted me onto his back and I was off the way he had made. They called me the Elephant King, the greatest bank robber alive.

No. I'm a wuss. :(

Yeah. Sure. And I can now wait for the knock on the door.