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I'd say... "I'm from EARTH, what planet are YOU from??" hehe ;))
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I'm a woman so I am from Venus. You are a boy so you must be from Mars.
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From Earth of course, maybe someday I'll tell you the story about where you're from and how you got here :)
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You could use words from the ancients or even modern times, just different languages.. The Romans called earth Tella, the Greeks Gaia and also Terra. Then a lot of different names.. Tierra, Pamint, Aarde, Erde, Yird, Jorden, Maa, Toka, Zeme, Dunya etc..all meaning the big round, appearing flat thing under your feet your home is built on. Or you could just say I was born here sucker, but I KNOW which planet you were dropped off from..I was there, remember? ;)
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Uranus is always a good fallback. Bart Simpson's favorite planet.
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I'm from the "slap a smartass down" planet. Would you like to know why they call it that?
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Women are from Venus Martian boy.
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"I'll tell you if you promise not to whip out a lump of Kryptonite"
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"I'm from the planet gonna-get-even !!(but say it fast enough to sound like one word/name)" then go buy the grand kids drums and bugles for birthday/Christmas presents. :)
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Venus, dumbass ;) And then you slap him up-side the head. :)
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"You know, (son's name), I should have kept your older brother and given YOU up for adoption. He could speak and he was mean, too."
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I don't have anything to add to all the great suggestions. Just dropped by to say I'm glad you took the suggestion.
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not the same as yours.
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A possible response: The planet of "been there, done that", so listen up!! :)
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I would say im from zurgon 5 and my prime directive is to cause major embarassment at any time, then ask when his friends are visiting next, if he asks why just smile, it will be sheer hell for him wondering what your going to do next
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the same planet u came from u can see the pics
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How about, "Go to your room and don't come out until you apologize."
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Not the same one you are from!
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I usually grin and give him the answer " It is top secret in my organization and if I were to tell you exactly where it is located I would have to kill you." He never said it again.
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The sane one ;0)
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Well you might just calmly remind your son that since he is the fruit of you and Ward, at least half of him comes from your planet. And add that you still haven't figured out what planet Ward came from.
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Buy them a set of mouse traps.. kids LOVE to play tricks with mouse traps.. I did anyway..still do. :X
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I'm from Krypton, little superman. Better watch it.
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Fact from fiction, truth from diction. I would say 'I am from the planet of "Mental Giant" here to keep knownothing Earthlings like you on the right course'. That is what I would say to HIM.
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"Can I get back to you on that?"
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Noooooo....not you. It was what you would say to him as a retort. You did say "Can you give me a good response to that? (humor appreciated)" But it is all good, no harm in your misunderstanding in spite of missed hyphens. It is still all good 8-D
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Nooooooo....the "you" was not you. The "you" is what would have been said BY YOU to HIM. You did say "Can you give me a good response to that? (humor appreciated)". So, it was outward retort for you to use, but you misunderstood. Missed hyphen notwhithstanding it is all good, I know myself well enough not to let that bother me ;-D
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I still tell him things like; "I'm from planet because I said so, but I used to vacation on Go to your room and go get me the belt. I was thinking of taking a trip back there, care to come?"
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