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The people of Ethiopia arrange a benefit concert for you.
Someone breaks into your house and gives you a tv and stereo :o)
Your kids give you pocket money :)
you can't even afford to pay attention!
you've sewed up the holes in your socks,
more than once.
Homeless people hand you change as you walk on past them. :)
When you lose your pride, dignity and faith!
you are obsessed about clipping coupons
You don't love anyone or anything.
you have to even share your mood.
You stop keeping up with the Jones's,and they send you a wish you were here postcard!
You don't wear underwear, and not coz of the usual preference :-)
..you don't have any money to buy yourself something to eat.
When you can not afford to shop at the dollar store.
You have to share clothes with all your brothers when you were growing up!
You eat beans & cornbread for dinner most nights.
You haven't noticed the recession.
Your trailer is the smallest one in the trailer park
There were times that I didn't have squat in my pocket, but I was never "poor"...in spirit, anyway. I will always survive...with a smile on my face...and in my heart...damn it! :-)
You plan ahead to buy toilet paper.
But that's okay, because you realize a hell of a lot of the things you "need", you don't really need.
Your new school clothes came from garage sales, cousins, and any where else you could get them for free or pocket change!
you can't even afford to pay attention!
You have to hit the ATM before buying booze.
you go to McDonald's to put things on layaway
you have a crappy, old car.
that is none of your bussiness
When even a penny seems like gold.
You're me.
You dined at the best resturants in the area. Problem is, it was out of their dumpsters.
All the credit card offers you get in the mail are pre-declined.
a girl is ready to kiss you for 1 rupee and u have only 50 paise...heheheee:-D
You gotta eat university cafeteria food.
;-)
...you don't have TWO DIMES to rub together!!!
When you live in a cardboard box
you have nothing to lose
you steal hot water from your neighbors in garbage bags
when you can't even afford the dollar menu!
you eat potted meat on crackers and that is your only meal in three days
When you start making soup from the dishrag squeezins!
Here's three...
1. You can't even afford to get something at the dollar store.
2. Just before your next paycheck, you are counting the amount of money you have for the week on 1 hand.
3. You start looking for quarters, dimes, nickels, etc on the floor of your apt./car in hopes of scratching enough together to make gas/lunch money
You can't buy a loaf of bread with no form of payment, be it cash, credit, check, or any other form.
Or if you literally don't have a pot to piss in.
You believe that it's up to more successful strangers whom you have never met, never will, to be obligated to pay your way through life without any returning benifits to those expected to provide the financial support you demand.
You search for a house to buy, and you can only afford to rent to own one that costs 17k or less. +5
you swallow a coin and monitor your poo for 2 weeks to get it back.
When you have no PC to go on the internet.
...you bury yourself in dirt as a blanket when you go to sleep.
You are considered the problem by the bankers and CEOs.
one is poor when one not keeping well as far health is concerns.
You wipe your ass with your shoes so you don't have to buy shoe polish :)
you can't get away fast enough
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LOL!
by MusicalChef on September 24th, 2009