I want to get pregnant i need help I NEED A SNEAKY WAY INTO MAKING IT SEEM LIKE AN ACCIDENT SOME ONE HELP ME PLEASE I NEED TO HAVE A BABY

Here's some good advice...if you need to make it seem like an accident to get pregnant, either you're too young and shouldn't have a baby yet or you're a woman who's boyfriend or husband obviously doesn't want you to get pregnant for whatever reason. Don't bring a baby into the world because you think you need to have a baby! Bring a baby into the world when the time is right and the man you plan to have a baby with wants to have one too. It's never good to trick someone about anything, but a pregnancy has to be the one of the worse. The one that will suffer the greatest in that scenario is the baby; and he/she is too innocent and doesn't deserve it.

There are so many things wrong with what you want to do I don't even know where to start. How incredibly selfish.

In what universe would you want to be tricked in such a manner? Why not live the way you know is right?

That -5 is from me. If only it actually mattered. Having children that way is sad. Not only for the kid, because obviously having this child is for your own needs, but for whoever "accidentally" knocks you up and is now stuck dealing with you.
Put the dick down and walk away. Actually, run, don't walk.

I hope this post makes it over the entire internet to save poor sod from being snookered by you. I would recommend that you have it tattooed on your abdomen so everyone you try to snooker can see your intent.

I am hoping this question is a joke.

I cannot express my opinion of you without being unmannerly.

How nice.

Have a baby in a deliberately underhanded way. Base any hope of a relationship with the father on a pack of lies. In fact, start the baby's life out as a pack of lies.

In fact, lie and cheat your way through life as well. Twist peoples lives inside out, destroy relationships, treat children as toys, or worse yet as tools to fight over and worm money out of the father(s).

Claim your right as a woman to exercise abortion or not, but remove ANY right that the father may have in responsible parenthood. Deliberately use his sperm to get pregnant without his kowledge and consent, and then hold him hostage for the baby's health and welfare for the next 20 years.

And finally, be a major contributor to raising yet another generation of children with no morals that the rest of us are going to have to support.

Grow up. And preferably BEFORE you get pregnant.

"NEEDING" to have a baby is not a good reason.

Do you have the wherewithal to raise it? That means the money, the time, the energy, the husband, the true desire?

Babies are NOT dolls. They are tiny human beings who grow up to be people, if they are raised right.

And, if you're talking about "accidentally" (on purpose) becoming pregnant, then you are NOT in the right place. You're too young, your definitely not mature enough, and/or it's NOT going to "help" your relationship at all... In fact, it may put the "kibosh" on it, quickly. THEN what will you do?

If you're young, you have probably a good 20 years or so to have children. Meanwhile, JUST based on this question, you need to work on your maturity.

If your "clock is running" and you're close to the end of your childbearing years, WHY do you have to be sneaky about it? If the time passes, and you still want one (and so does your s/o), then you can adopt. There are millions of children in the world who would LOVE to have loving parents.

DO NOT "accidentally" (on purpose) become pregnant. It's NOT a good thing, if you do.

You do not need to have a baby you want to have a baby. Going by your other questions you are 19 and want to have a baby to trap your boyfriend because you say the relationship is rocky and are hoping a baby will fix it. Well guess what? it wont, it will only complicate the matter. You should never use a child in such a manner. What happens if he walks away? You can't toss it back you know. I would suggest you take a long hard look at your relationship and yourself and concentrate on working on them and not expecting a baby to make your world right, because it won't.

Don't listen to them, girl. I love knocking up women. I lost count after 14 of my kids were born. I have no intention of stopping either. What you do is poke holes in his condoms, insist that he does you bareback, or get knocked up by another guy and tell your man it's his.

Well, don't look at me, woman! I've already have about 8 accidents (at last count) that look like running around and causing all kinds of havoc.

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Tell you what. I'm sure this guy will knock you up. If he won't, then don't do it.

WOW your really cool..[[[[[NOT]]]]] are you crazy? yeah i think you are that is so fucked up i just feel sorry for the baby are you that insecure guurrll?? your probably 6 months prego by now

to both the question and jamesmascelli, first off, just like you ran your mouth there, that was your oppinion. lots of others were alot more valid, tricking someone into thinking it was an accident is fucking wrong, i hope the male finds out you even posted such a wrong question, poke holes in the condom. another thing our pathetic society insists on doing, lying..

Did you find a way yet?

call up an ex BF just start getting all hawt w/ him, and boys cant stop.. youll get what you want outta him.. literally! if he asks about protection, lie and tell him your on the dep. shot or an iud, boys are dumb and will beleive you, then you will get it. do you care who? a random? or have anybody on mind? just like i said, boys are easy so its like shooting fish in barrel.