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I had to bitch slap one of my kidds and couldn't do it while maintaining my lane.
- Phone ringing
- Alternator went out, followed shortly thereafter by the headlights, ignition system, and fuel pump
- Snapped timing belt
- Jackass with HID lights behind me
- Wiper arm bent around A-pillar
- Smoke billowing from dash vents
- Shot sparkplug out, denting the hood
- Moron in an SUV/truck *right* on my ass
- Smacking my transmission pan against the pavement (didn't hurt it, but I HAD to stop and make sure)
- Ran out of gas
- Loss of oil pressure and a resulting impenetrable white cloud the size of an 18-wheeler; scared my wife (who was driving behind me) when the road and I just disappeared
- Failed igniter module (4th-gen Civic)
In that entire list there are only three items that were one-time things; the rest have happened at least three time each, and you might be surprised which.
I was driving Black Beauty with what I suspected was a Witch in the car with me....this proved correct....She touched my nether regions......and I turned into a LayBy!
Blue lights in my rear view
I saw a sheep with its head stuck through a fence. I cant just leave it there! I have to free it. The grass may be greener on the other side, but he shoulda known her/his limits.
Dropped a cigarette in my lap, and so I had to pull over right then and there before I got burned even further. Also, I had to pull over just a couple days ago because the wind kicked up a lot of dirt, and couldn't see where I was going.
I blew a tire once, sucked ass
To throw up or pee.
The last time I had to pull off the road immediately was when my son (about years?) said "Mom, I don't feel good". I knew the puking was coming!!
The program on the radio was so funny I couldn't see where I was driving for laughter.
LOL, I saw you walking down the street in a short skirt and high heels. +4
I was ready to throw up - yuk.
I think someone was ringing me and I couldn't find my phone. That was awhile ago though.
When the power went out of my car!! The lights, the engine, all quit, bang!!! My alternator quit and I was stranded on the highway - at night. Not fun.
To get a beer from the ice chest in the back of the truck...and pee while I was stopped.
My tire blew out.
Crap was about to fly out of the back of my truck and become a traffic hazard.
Knocked the cherry out of my cigarette and into my lap.
There has been several occasions over the years that I have had to pull over because I dropped my cigarette in the car, or it came flying back in the window.. It's not a good feeling knowing a hole is being burn in your backseat.
The dog had to "squirt the dirt"
the bubble gum machine behind me
I probably had a flat tire and I had to pull-over on the side of the road and change the tire.
Good thing that I had my spare tire on my trunk.
Picking up a hitch hiker......
there was this horse in the road totally covered in dry mud and it was scared,i opened a farm gate and me and the driver got him in,closed the gate and went on our way
My children needed to be spanked for fist fighting while I was driving.
I had to take a leak, why else?
I had to empty my bladder , sorry but thats the TRUTH :)
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