by Anonymous on February 3rd, 2007

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I need advice on how to approach paris hilton as a fan without annoying her. what would be some good approaches? i want to go to california somedy and visit her house which is a tourist attraction and meet her in person.please help me.

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  • by jangobean on February 3rd, 2007

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    There are thousands of people just like you who want to meet Paris Hilton for whatever reason. Although you think you are the only one worthy of her attention, she will not think so, and your attentions may not be welcome. I don't think you will be able to arrange any sort of private meeting, you may get to meet her in some sort of meet and greet event. In a few years you'll have forgotten all about Paris Hilton, and will wonder why you were so obsessed with her. I'm not saying to you forget she ever existed and move on, but don't let this become and obsession, she is no more special or talented than you are.

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  • by Rage Of Reason on November 30th, 2007

    Rage Of Reason

    This is original.

    Obsessive stalker-types coming to Answerbag seeking instructions and advice on how to stalk.

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  • by Lambchop Good Wool Ambassador on November 30th, 2007

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    Get her a large bottle of bourbon and throw condoms at her feet. She may be a little annoyed at first but give her time to have a few snorts and she'll loosen up. :)

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  • by mrs. depp on February 28th, 2007

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    dude,WHY do u like her??!!! i mean shes a washboard(no personality, no chest!!) shes a total slut, and the only words she knows are "thats hot" !!!!! Seriously!! if u really wanna know, i have her email. Its not a fake... On her email, though, she goes by "Chelsea Lasecki". Her publicist made it like that. trust me, it not a feat she could do on her own her email is


    lilpeanutbreeze@yahoo.com


    i am not kidding. She is a friend of my cousin's sister's stepom, and well, its a long story, but yeah, you can email her....just do whatever.

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  • by Anonymous on February 28th, 2009

    Anonymous

    It's easy, just behave and talk as stupid as her. This is the only way to catch her attention. She does not get meaningfull talks. Or tell her that she matters to the world: she loves this kind of lies.

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  • by Chantelle Poitras on January 9th, 2008

    Chantelle Poitras

    I would be honest.. Calm and cool!! And be very nice!!

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  • by ARX.69 on February 16th, 2009

    ARX.69

    Spill some beer on her blouse. Or her dog. Apologize. Start conversation. Voila!

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  • by HELLO on November 30th, 2007

    HELLO

    well u can throw her a bag of flowers
    make sure u hit her face
    so it looks like she's awake
    let her see you and
    say "hi how are u today?"
    well there u go .
    u guys will make eye contact
    flowers will be flying all around
    and flashes from the sides
    while dancing like farys
    http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e221/Pali123Student/mouses_124.gif

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