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stick it in a hoover
Have you tried dipping it in monkey pee. I did it and now I have a 3 foot pecker. It sucks though cause knock things over when I get aroused.
you can start by learning how to spell.If you cant spell penis just put ndick down
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Women only please: What sexual position do you prefer? which one stimulates you sexually and gets you wet?
by OhGodthisagian on January 21st, 2011
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Girls show pictures of your ass, and guys you choose which one you would go to town on doggie style
by heyyypapi on February 13th, 2012
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How do you get a dog to mount you?
by Spiderman5 on December 6th, 2010
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Me and my boyfriend tried doggy style but he couldnt find my hole when i got on all fours. Any advice?
by manderzzz on January 2nd, 2012
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My Gf is only willing to have sex doggy style, because we don't live alone and she is scared someone will walk in, what should I do?
by JCC2011 on June 2nd, 2011
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That is funny... Although there was a girl in grade school we used to call the hoover, never really knew why until recently.
by anonymous on March 6th, 2009