What would Gordon Ramsay have to say if he ate dinner at your house...? :D
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what is this Sh!t...lol I dont think I could please him and I believe I am a damn good cook
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He'd probably run off screaming! :D
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Well if he comes to my house expecting me to cook like a Pro. Chef hes gotta big suprise in store for him.
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Finaly a mans dinner thank you mr zoransim,,would you work for me
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This is F^%$%&$# awesome -
YOU SERVE THIS TO HUMANS!!Lol...Or... I think I'm going to be sick...Lol...
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" What the f*ck?!! This roasted chicken tastes like roasted Turkey!" ;) jk
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Yuch! LOL
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fffffffffffffff ***ing terrible
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Who's Gordon Ramsay and why would I hate him that much.
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Nothing or out he goes!
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Fucking, bastard, cock, wank, aresholes.... probably.
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he'd say '' thank you that was lovely'' im not one of his chefs he can give his shit to, he gives me any lip and i'll kick his fuckin ass!!
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I shudder to think. I have been told I am a pretty good cook, but a chef..I'm not.
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He'd offer up his standard tirade routine...after I handed him the check! "BLEEP...hole...BLEEP....head...this BLEEP..hithead..." Let's go to commercial break! [Cheap bastard didn't leave a tip, either! That's OK...he'll be huggin' the toilet for the next few days! :-)]
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Probably the "F" word and for that he'd get dumped on his backside in the street...
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He wouldn't get the chance to say anything - he either eats in silence or gets kicked to the curb. My house is a house of harmony; no-one disrespects it and lives.
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If he ate at my house, he could say a polite 'Thank You' or he could get the hell out.
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I love watching his shows, but I could never, ever work for Gordon Ramsay. I wouldn't last two minutes. My family and friends all consider me to be a very good cook, but he'd probably say something confrontational like, "How can you eat this crap?" or "F**king disgusting!" To which I'd feel obligated to reply, " Sorry you snobbish, arrogant, little prick, not all of us can afford to eat like millionaires!"
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He would be in the kitchen doing the cleanup and only be fed the scraps..the leftovers..the crumbs. But I doubt I'd want him anywhere near my home..he is an hysterical Drama Queen in my opinion and not worthy of being in civilized company! :)
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this tastes like sheep bollocks!
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"Why in Hell did you squirt vinegar in my eyes and pour boiling soup on my head?!" :P
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I think he would take me out to dinner since there is rarely any food in my apartment. Well do frozen dinners count?
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Ah S**t...Mother F****r this is hot! Get me some f***ing bread or something....F**k...F**k...You do like your mother f***ing peppers dont you?
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Probably something along the lines of....... "thats f*****g vile"...... I only cook microwave blasted dinners, sorry, not much of a cook.
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What is this ****....cow chips and sheep dip?
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He wouldn't be able to talk. Before he got all the way in I'd dowse him with cognac and set him on fire. I hate that guy.
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As Fox's network put it. I'll bet he would say something like............
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If he had any comments, he would leave by ambulance or police car. What an asshead!
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I think he'd politely thank me for the meal. After all, Mr. Ramsey knows I'm not part of his staff and I'd like to think he would remember how to be a proper guest in one's home. And if he didn't, he wouldn't be staying for very long.
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probably give me a bunch of hell. Eventough I am a good cook
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If I let him though the door, I'm sure he would enjoy most of the food, and hopefully have nothing to 'go off' on.
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He would ask me to teach him how to cook my way.
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Don't you have any F...ing decent F..ing pots and F...ing Pans.
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What the <bleep> is this? You eat cereal for dinner? Somebody <bleeping> kill me now............
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I'm not sure what he would say, but he better mind his manners while sitting at my table, I'll say that much. And if he doesn't like my food, well, then he can get the hell out.
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f f f f faggots again .
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what the fuck is this crap?! don't you dumbfucks know how to cook fucking beans and fucking rice! its fucking simple! and the bloody water tastes unpurified! what the FUCK!!! BLARG!
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You know that episode where he runs out the back door and barfs, pretty much the same thing.
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This is by far the best bowl of coco pops ive had in my life, you are a genius
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I think he would offer me a job at one of his restaurants lol :P:P
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Are you kidding, madam?
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He would not say a word. He would spit and run out.
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YOU ARE THE MOST F****** SH****** COOK I HAVE EVER KNOW YOU STUPID MOTHER F*****< I WILL KILL YOU lol :L somthing like that i gess
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I hope he would call my mother in law a fat cow!
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MMMM GOOD.
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Do you want a job?
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If my boyfriend cooked it he would say it's pretty tasty. If I cooked it he would say wtf is that!
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This is absolutely amazing. Awesome meal. Great flavor.. Yeah yeah, he would dig my food. Jamey doesnt make bad food.... My palet eats only the best.
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Gordon Ramsay would never be invited to my house.
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Bullocks.
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"You lazy cow, this was frozen....!!!!"
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he would probably say "FUCKING HELL THAT TASTES LIKE SHIT" my reply"it is" ramsey "FUCKING HELL HOW DID YOU GET IT SO CRUSTY?"...........my reply..."FUCK OFF RAMSEY YOU IGNORANT TWAT I HAVE JUST SCRAPED IT OUT OF THE MUSHROOMS ....CALL YOURSELF A CHEF?.....GO HOME YOU FOUL MOUTHED BASTARD AND BOIL AN EGG"
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This lamb is wonderful...and the mashed potatoes...a poem, really...now this cake...it reminds me of one Tyler Florance did...but you made a change to it, didn't you? Coffee? I don't remember his having the coffee tone... The wine isn't bad, but next time, I'll bring the wine!
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