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by -_You Can Leave Your Hat On....- on February 22nd, 2009
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by TheJoker on February 23rd, 2009
Fucking, bastard, cock, wank, aresholes.... probably.
by Phantom Answers on February 22nd, 2009
YOU SERVE THIS TO HUMANS!!Lol...Or... I think I'm going to be sick...Lol...
by RosieGHM Jetpacker on February 23rd, 2009
He would be in the kitchen doing the cleanup and only be fed the scraps..the leftovers..the crumbs. But I doubt I'd want him anywhere near my home..he is an hysterical Drama Queen in my opinion and not worthy of being in civilized company! :)
by Anonymous on February 22nd, 2009
" What the f*ck?!! This roasted chicken tastes like roasted Turkey!" ;) jk
by DueceGod - doGeceuD on February 22nd, 2009
Well if he comes to my house expecting me to cook like a Pro. Chef hes gotta big suprise in store for him.
by justmesuzanne on February 22nd, 2009
He'd probably run off screaming! :D
by gailmarie on February 22nd, 2009
what is this Sh!t...lol
I dont think I could please him
and I believe I am a damn good cook
by Gene H on February 23rd, 2009
He wouldn't be able to talk. Before he got all the way in I'd dowse him with cognac and set him on fire. I hate that guy.
by Colt COAT of Justice on February 23rd, 2009
Nothing or out he goes!
by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on February 22nd, 2009
Who's Gordon Ramsay and why would I hate him that much.
by Spicy Hot on February 22nd, 2009
This is F^%$%&$# awesome
by ProfessionalCynic on March 3rd, 2009
This is by far the best bowl of coco pops ive had in my life, you are a genius
by Brian on February 23rd, 2009
"Why in Hell did you squirt vinegar in my eyes and pour boiling soup on my head?!" :P
by zeds_dead_baby on February 23rd, 2009
he'd say '' thank you that was lovely'' im not one of his chefs he can give his shit to, he gives me any lip and i'll kick his fuckin ass!!
by strange1 still in pb on February 22nd, 2009
fffffffffffffff ***ing terrible
by Raddman on August 20th, 2009
I hope he would call my mother in law a fat cow!
by atemonai on February 24th, 2009
what the fuck is this crap?!
don't you dumbfucks know how to cook fucking beans and fucking rice!
its fucking simple!
and the bloody water tastes unpurified!
what the FUCK!!!
BLARG!
by Anonymous on February 24th, 2009
f f f f faggots again .
by Anonymous on February 24th, 2009
Don't you have any F...ing decent F..ing pots and F...ing Pans.
by - M.C.S. - Dave on February 23rd, 2009
As Fox's network put it. I'll bet he would say something like............
by interested on February 23rd, 2009
this tastes like sheep bollocks!
by Rufus_T_Firefly on February 23rd, 2009
I love watching his shows, but I could never, ever work for Gordon Ramsay. I wouldn't last two minutes. My family and friends all consider me to be a very good cook, but he'd probably say something confrontational like, "How can you eat this crap?" or "F**king disgusting!" To which I'd feel obligated to reply, " Sorry you snobbish, arrogant, little prick, not all of us can afford to eat like millionaires!"
by Merfish on February 23rd, 2009
If he ate at my house, he could say a polite 'Thank You' or he could get the hell out.
by Grandma Roses - my avatar is my real dog on February 23rd, 2009
He wouldn't get the chance to say anything - he either eats in silence or gets kicked to the curb. My house is a house of harmony; no-one disrespects it and lives.
by Tel UK- Licensed to fish! on February 23rd, 2009
Probably the "F" word and for that he'd get dumped on his backside in the street...
by BigDaddyBS on February 22nd, 2009
Yuch! LOL
by zoransim on February 22nd, 2009
Finaly a mans dinner thank you mr zoransim,,would you work for me
by Redhawk on October 4th, 2009
This lamb is wonderful...and the mashed potatoes...a poem, really...now this cake...it reminds me of one Tyler Florance did...but you made a change to it, didn't you? Coffee? I don't remember his having the coffee tone... The wine isn't bad, but next time, I'll bring the wine!
by everton on September 25th, 2009
he would probably say "FUCKING HELL THAT TASTES LIKE SHIT" my reply"it is" ramsey "FUCKING HELL HOW DID YOU GET IT SO CRUSTY?"...........my reply..."FUCK OFF RAMSEY YOU IGNORANT TWAT I HAVE JUST SCRAPED IT OUT OF THE MUSHROOMS ....CALL YOURSELF A CHEF?.....GO HOME YOU FOUL MOUTHED BASTARD AND BOIL AN EGG"
by Jane on September 25th, 2009
"You lazy cow, this was frozen....!!!!"
by schmee2369 on September 25th, 2009
This is absolutely amazing. Awesome meal. Great flavor..
Yeah yeah, he would dig my food. Jamey doesnt make bad food....
My palet eats only the best.
by familyguy on August 20th, 2009
YOU ARE THE MOST F****** SH****** COOK I HAVE EVER KNOW YOU STUPID MOTHER F*****< I WILL KILL YOU
lol :L somthing like that i gess
by Sheriff Raff -Answerhag on August 20th, 2009
He would not say a word. He would spit and run out.
by True-Feelings on May 9th, 2009
I think he would offer me a job at one of his restaurants lol :P:P
by gracescotland on March 3rd, 2009
You know that episode where he runs out the back door and barfs, pretty much the same thing.
by R U Sirius on February 24th, 2009
What the <bleep> is this? You eat cereal for dinner? Somebody <bleeping> kill me now............
by uncacal on February 23rd, 2009
If he had any comments, he would leave by ambulance or police car. What an asshead!
by debodun on February 23rd, 2009
What is this ****....cow chips and sheep dip?
by Ironhead on February 23rd, 2009
Ah S**t...Mother F****r this is hot! Get me some f***ing bread or something....F**k...F**k...You do like your mother f***ing peppers dont you?
by John on February 23rd, 2009
I think he would take me out to dinner since there is rarely any food in my apartment. Well do frozen dinners count?
by ChuckExAnon on February 23rd, 2009
He'd offer up his standard tirade routine...after I handed him the check!
"BLEEP...hole...BLEEP....head...this BLEEP..hithead..." Let's go to commercial break!
[Cheap bastard didn't leave a tip, either! That's OK...he'll be huggin' the toilet for the next few days! :-)]
by Jade on February 23rd, 2009
I shudder to think. I have been told I am a pretty good cook, but a chef..I'm not.
by Galeanda on February 24th, 2009
If I let him though the door, I'm sure he would enjoy most of the food, and hopefully have nothing to 'go off' on.
by anddeb on February 24th, 2009
He would ask me to teach him how to cook my way.
by Clearfather on February 24th, 2009
I'm not sure what he would say, but he better mind his manners while sitting at my table, I'll say that much. And if he doesn't like my food, well, then he can get the hell out.
by aninnocentbystander on February 23rd, 2009
I think he'd politely thank me for the meal. After all, Mr. Ramsey knows I'm not part of his staff and I'd like to think he would remember how to be a proper guest in one's home.
And if he didn't, he wouldn't be staying for very long.
by Barbie on February 23rd, 2009
probably give me a bunch of hell. Eventough I am a good cook
by Normal guy on September 25th, 2009
Gordon Ramsay would never be invited to my house.
by zetec144 on February 23rd, 2009
Probably something along the lines of....... "thats f*****g vile"...... I only cook microwave blasted dinners, sorry, not much of a cook.
by SABOTEUR on September 25th, 2009
Bullocks.
What would Gordon Ramsay have to say if he ate dinner at your house...? :D
by -_You Can Leave Your Hat On....- on February 22nd, 2009
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Have we had enough of Gordon Ramsay?
by -_You Can Leave Your Hat On....- on January 30th, 2009
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Do you like chef gorden ramsy
by auggy53 on August 24th, 2009
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Poll: Do you enjoy Gordon Ramsay's use of the "F" word on cooking show appropriate?
by Discipline on December 22nd, 2008
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What does Loyd Grossman really know about food? He was a singer in a punk band, and is an annoyingly voiced television presenter, as far as I can ascertain he has never trained as a chef. So why, does anyone want to buy his sauces?
by Toiletcruncher on April 16th, 2009
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ha thanks!
by -_You Can Leave Your Hat On....- on February 23rd, 2009
and thats when he's in a good mood.........
by R U Sirius on February 24th, 2009
He gets in a good mood.....?
by TheJoker on February 25th, 2009