Order some unexpected delieveries to their house. You know, 10 ton of gravel tha sort of thing!

I would say, put exlax in their food or something, or mail them a box of dead rats or something. Rarely in life is something anonymouse. People are creatures of predictable habbit, some one will suspect that it is you.

if they are walking alone throw a water bomb at them and hide some where so they dont know it was you i.e find a hidding spot on there route before getting them wet or you could find an imbarassing picture of them and print it out and post loads of them every where there mates go

Revenge is not always so sweet, and it depends how hard you wish to hit them . There are ways that could ba classed as harassing, so phone calls and stuff should be out. Unless it is just a call to ask if they are going to do something AGAIN that you know they are NOT supposed to be doing. That is if you are going to be talking to a parent or wife. I do not like tricks as a method of payback to be honest.Ignoring the person tends to annoy them more.

Subscribe to adult magazines free sample copies to that address. Or put their address on the subscriptions to junk mails. Edit : Put them to Readers Digest free sample subscription. Even if they discontinues the subscription, they will keep sending her crap mails.

I got revenge on my little brother by using his toothbrush to clean the baseboards in the bathroom. Got a way to go from my mother who was proud that I took the initiative to clean without being asked. She didnt know until years later what I used...brother still doesnt know. If he did he would get me back for sure even after 15 years.

Dont. Just imply you did. Keep them wondering when the splat will happen

have a third party water balloon you and the other party.

It seems that the trolls have already figured out the answer to this one. :(

Do absolutely nothing. A very famous man once said nothing makes your enemies more angry than to do nothing and ignore them when they expect you to do something and spend alot of time on them. Revenge is a total waste of your energy. It's like jealousy and envy. All in the same class of wasted and negative uses of your mind and your energy. Revenge is also usually a fairly immature emotional way of telling someone what you think in an adult manner.

If you work with the person in an office type situation, every time they go to lunch go up to their chair, sit on it and fart. Repeat for a few months and their pants will smell really bad and all their friends will disown them.

If they an adult put prawn heads in the hubcubs to their car, they will be wondering for ages where the smell is coming from. If they are in school or college, super gluing their locker is always a good one.

Seriously,this is completely wrong in so many ways.That said.ehem.... depending on how far you want to go with this revenge thing... Let them think they have a secret admirer,you could drag it on as long as you wanted until you feel it is time. Leave them love notes on thier car and maybe send flowers,create a messenger ID if you want so you could even talk once they wanted to ... leave them cards,candy whatever you can think of to make them feel really good. Once you can see they are completly curious and enthatuated with the idea... Drop the bomb,however you would like. This sounds so sad.But fun.But saaaaad.(MEAN.) I would never do this by the way...ouch.

Unless it is in the order of a practical joke and is not intended to actually hurt anyone...I would not consider revenge. It is a nasty thing that can end up "biting you on your ass". If it was something serious that compels you to try and exact revenge...to repay them in kind...isn't that putting yourself on their level? In that case I would say either confront them about it or ignore them completely.

A hitman, if he's trustworthy.

ChronicYinYang is right, BUT if the situation is eating at you, if you want to give him hell, put a pair of panties in his car/truck hopefull where his spouse will find them. LOL, i saw it in a movie once. It seemed funny at the time.

Inside your heart throw as much love and compassion at them as you can. Forget about how they wronged you.You will find that you see another side to them and they will treat you wonderfully in the near future. It has worked for me many times,for many years. Force meeting force(revenge) does no one good. Compassion is not a sign of weakness, but contrary a sign of much strength.

I.G.N.O.R.E :)

If it's anonymous, it's not really revenge. They have to know they were "done" by you to really make it authentic. Anonymous or covert action is cowardly and uncool in my opinion. Don't go there please.

I would agree with the person who said "Living well is the best revenge".

Pee on their toothbrush :-) I did this to my brother who I don't get on with. I get a burst of satisfaction whenever he goes in the bathroom. Muahaha

Depends...what did they do to you?

My personal experience is ordering pizza on their behalf then sending it to their houses, and guess who has to pay and explain... your enemy! CHARMING

Place advertisemnets for goods with their celphone number on it.

Do nothing, simply learn to wait and remember that revenge is a dish that is eaten cold.

Here's the bottom line that is hard to overcome and practically the sole reason why justice is necessary. Revenge is an absolute thirst for justice and the reason why it is a thirst is that for some reason, an injustice was committed by the culprit or person in question. That said, everyone and everything associated with the culprit must die. Not literally of course! But it does no good to have anything to do with that person at all. Do not share the same friends, do not ever show any willingness to forgive that person. They are for all practical purposes already dead to you. This is necessary because the culprit, even if they desire your friendship back, will always think that they got one over on you, such was their thinking in the first place, or it never would have happened. After you have discarded everything about the culprit and removed them from your life, the next best thing is to disappear. They can never find you and then make your life a success. Believe me, most of the culprits desire "you" back in their lives. They are sick and want to do the same things or near to it. Even if they do have regrets, the playing field is not level! And they have absolutely no right to approach you as though it is. They, the culprits gave up those rights. Simply move on and never give them another chance. Everyday the "Culprit" is dead to you is another victory for you and these small victories will add up. You don't ever need them again, but they on the other hand need the "unlevel playing field" and without you, it doesn't exist. There's no cure for "exile" so exile them and their friends from your life and let it be permanent. There are plenty of whelps and do-gooders who will tell you to forgive and forget. But if you examine those types of people a little more closely, you'll find that they have similar qualities to the "culprit", which is why they can preach such a policy. The glass of revenge can never be filled, even if you dragged them face first against asphalt with a team of horses! It won't be enough. But with you gone and uncaring, with you moving-on and unforgiving, sooner or later, even they, will have to realize that they are dead to you. Anyone who seeks an unfair advantage, or an unlevel playing field, or for that matter, anyone who approves of the continuance of such things is no friend to you regardless of their begging you to listen to pleas or reason. A true friend does not seek an advantage, nor does a true friend ask you to put up with an unfair advantage.

Take your time? ;-)

ANONYMOUSLY? BEHAVE YERSEL, BEAT THE SHIT OUT THEM - JOB DONE

just wait for karma to take affect, at least then your hands are clean and you wont get bad karma back

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not that i agree with revenge, but remember an enemy's close friend is your best friend. ;]

what about if they have a white car/van painting a nazi sign on one of the areas he or she isnt going to see and when they make a stop for a bite to eat no dout they will be battered by a black person!!

Be successful in whatever way you measure success, or failing that...sneak into there house and sew some prawns into the bottom of thier curtains

This worked well for me and they had no idea I did it. http://www.igotthelastword.com

put kitchen foil on the toliet seat so when they go to pee it sprays every where-works best with men lol

wait till they go on holiday and then post a huge bag of maggots threw there post box,............and by the time they get home the house will be ridled with big fat blue bottles........

revenge puts in the same class as the person, find new friends

How about a .50 cal. Browning from 500 yards away?

My website is full of ways to do just such things. Tell your friends too, it's a website based on ideas of the community! anybody can read it, and to post you just have to make a screen name and password. everything else is optional. It's http://WWW.MindSuppressant.com/

Go to HTTP://MindSuppressant.com/ for some ideas. I'm a site administrator, we have all sorts of good stuff. It's a website on which anybody can post, so long as you sign up. But you don't need to give any personal info at all. Not even email. just a screen name. Anyway, since anybody can post, You get a wide variety of ideas. We also have a message board. :)

The greatest revenge is living well.

Place a syringe full of recently infected blood in it and arrange it underneath the driver sit, so as they sit it injects them Use HIV or HEP B purchased from an infected person.

You have to study your target for a bit and find out where he's weak. Maybe he has warrants out and you can tip off the police. Maybe call and complain on him at his job and get him fired. Something like that... Revenge is a beautiful thing. The people who say it's a waste of time just aren't very good at it.

Um. :)

go to www.crabrevenge.com buy some crabs give them crabs laugh your ass of for eternity

do want ever you think of doing,i am cause my ex cheated on my and lied to me left me 2-3 wks ago and as sleep with a real slut tonight and would'nt come and see his kids,so i reckon the best one is phone their boss and tell him they are stealing from the company. do you know they work as an escort and are willing to have a threesome with him and her boyfriend. crank calling. and to make it look good tell them you are going to kick their asses buy the way they have a problem. (you till you get your revenge)

Call the Health Dept and tell them that so and so gave your child a STD, the worse the better. AIDS and MRSA work really well. Especically if you have other people to call in also, to make the Health Dept think he or she is a public health risk. They will order them to the health dept to take test. It works great when they haul them off from work.Also toss some used condoms in their vehicles, like in the back seat, make sure they were found at a remote parking place, use safety gloves to handel them.Empty a 3 day old jug of urine in their vehicle also for good measure. Nothing is too good for a rotten SOB, beit male or Shemale. One more thing, as stupid as it sounds, leave a message in every public restroom saying "For a good time at no charge, call Kelly at 555-555-5555, no condoms required" All species welcomed.

Power of ten. They punch you... You cut off their arm They steal from you... You burn down their house They key your car... You kill their dog Its an unhappy life, but then again it's unhappy life.

bide your time.get them to trust you gain their confidence get them to need you and want you then pull the knife out of your back and stab them with it!

Go to the magazine store and get all the subscription forms to every dirty magazine and sign them up to them all. it will take them years to stop them and the junk that will follow. Have fun! PS, don't use your own handwriting, and send them from their neighborhood.