ANSWERS: 32
  • Convinced the world I didn't exist just kidding
  • I let a fart bomb off right outside my schools student services, then when the head of student services came out, he looked around and when he looked away from me I squirted him with water and quickly joined back with my group of friends.
  • Five of us went to europe while at University, three boys and 2 girls. One was a real nerd, so one of the guys told us about this joke "Why is a duck?" "Because one of its legs is both the same". Our mission was to laugh at it (it had no meaning) and to convince this nerd that it was uproariously funny. We managed it for 9 weeks...with the aid of dozens of other travellers who got pulled aside and told the prank before they met the nerd....he got told the bad news when the chief prankster left us as Le Mans, France. I can still see him leaning out the train window, screaming obscenities....LOLOL
  • conviced the world that i do exist and you bought it to lol
  • Me and my two buddies once convinced our friend he shot one of us in the eye with a paintball gun. He almost cried!
  • Once I took a small piece of scotch tape and taped the handle down on my sinks sprayer. When my friend turned on the water, his shirt got soaked. Good times.
  • When I was in second grade I took a cheap plastic mask to school one Haloween. When the teacher was writing on the blackboard I put the mask on the back of my head and sat down backwards in my chair, very straight. When she turned back to the class, she saw me and told me to take my mask off. Then *I* turned around and said, "I'm sorry, Mrs. Smith, did you just say something?" The whole class broke up, including Mrs. Smith.
  • Middle of January using fake spilled ice cream on my history teacher's desk. He actually freaked out for three seconds before going into a lecture about it NOT being April Fools. Also, same day, except it was quickly noticed and moved a little, the fake ice cream on top of music on top of the concert piano. Pretty funny though because people thought it was real for a bit.
  • this is a duplicate.
  • :) Several years ago my husband thought he saw a rat in our garage. Having an extreme aversion to rats he immediately rounded up all the mouse traps we had around the house, baited them, and placed them strategically around the garage. The following day when he arrived home from work he had 6 large rat traps he had purchased from ACE Hardware. He went about setting these traps out as well. Two or three days later my son and I visited a favorite magic shop. While browsing I noticed some very authentic and large rubber rats. :) Immediately I snatched one up and then headed over to the fake horror blood section, and then on to the check out to make my purchase. When I got home, I went out into the garage and slapped the rubber rat's head into the closest visible rat trap. I then squirted some horror blood around and slapped the rat's tail around in it to simulate a violent death. I casually went back in the house and waited for him to come home. Generally when he comes home he goes through the garage, but for some unknown reason on this day, he entered through the front door. I knew at some point he would definitely go into the garage but now it was a waiting game. The evening wore on and he didn't go into the garage. I waited and waited. I didn't want to leave the room for fear I might miss it. Finally around 10 PM I had to use the restroom. I couldn't wait any longer. No sooner did I get in the restroom and situated before I heard the garage door open. That's the fastest I have ever pulled my pants up. I flew out the door, and at that moment I heard him yell "OH GOD, OH GOD." while simultaneously backing up with his hand on his forehead. I wanted to burst out laughing of course, but instead I screamed, "WHAT, WHAT? WHAT IS IT?" and ran towards the garage door. He threw his arm up to block my path and said, "Oh God, don't go in there!" He started breathing heavily and I thought he was going to pass out. Again I said, "What IS IT!?" He was speechless and pale. At this point I couldn't contain myself any longer and burst out laughing. At first he didn't understand and was confused. Then it hit him. He said, "Is that not real?" I couldn't stop laughing long enough to answer. LOL Unfortunately he didn't find it as funny as I did. :)
  • I was much younger of course. As many of you know, I'm a priest and member of a community/religious order of priests and brothers who get new assignments the second week of June via letter from the Provincial who is the boss. We're a pretty large province with 12 schools in the Midwest. After my 3 of my classmates and I made final vows but before we were ordained, we got a hold of some provincial stationary. We "reassigned" 7 of our less than favorite brothers to some difficult places. Our assignments went out with the official assignments, so people thought they were real. Everyone packed up and were ready to move until one of them complained to the Provincial. Then, all hell broke loose. It was the best prank ever.
  • We hid all the employees car's and trucks while they were on the golf course working - It was a scream when they got back and nobody could find the cars -
  • Back in college, I did that magic trick where you "bite" a bird's head off. All the sorority girls freaked out when I "chewed" and then spit it out... I really thought everyone knew that trick!
  • I gave my boss a container of Nerds candy, which I had instead filled with Pop Rocks. She loves the candy and dumped the container right into her mouth without looking. She had never had Pop Rocks, and started to freak out when she thought her mouth was exploding. She screamed and grabbed a glass of water out of my friend's hand, as my other boss ran up in a panic... hahaahaha
  • Last week my daughter went to summer camp. When we got back home from dropping her off, My wife and I and our twin babies posed in the yard for some pictures. I then photoshoped the pictures in some Disney world pictures I got off the internet, printed them out then mailed them later in the week so that she would get them on her last day of camp. I wrote her saying I hope you're having fun a camp blah, blah, blah and then said that we didn't know what to do since she was at camp, so we decided to go to Disney World. I then wrote, "don't worry, we'll be back in time to pick you up." I mailed her 4 pictures that were pretty convincing if i do say so myself. I wasn't entirely mean, on the last picture sheet in small print I wrote, "I faked these pictures on the computer, gotcha!! ha! ha! ha! When we picked her up she said that she thought we had actually gone to Disney World without her until she saw the small print.
  • Sticking a fake bird (complete with chirping) in my boss's ceiling. He kept asking me if I heard chirping, and I just looked at him like he was nuts. He didn't figure it out, ever. The batteries just finally died.
  • Well... it wasn't very good, but it got a reaction. You know the little spray thingy with the handel in teh kitchen sink? Hold the handel and it sparys water? Well, what I did one night was tape down the handel so when my mother woke in the morning and turned the water on, she got pretty wet. T'was fun.
  • It was at work , a very nice Korean lady I worked with. It involved a fake snake and hiding it near the register. The whole store heard her.
  • Plain clear gelatin in the toilet ... it looks like water, but pee will just bounce off and get your feet wet ... and turds will just sit on top.
  • AHHH. memories. I used to live in apartment complex that had a little pub in the clubhouse. The bartender there was SUCH a nervous little man. There was a TV over the bar which was controlled by the same remote as my TV used in my apartment. I used to go up there, with MY remote, and he would put something on to watch (sports usually) and when he would run to the back for something I would change the channel to some sappy lifetime movie. I did it so sporadically (but sometimes many times in one night) over a period of weeks that it drove this man nuts! It was SO funny - he could not figure out what was going on... he almost called the cable company. lol! It was going SO well, until I was walking out the door, one night, and I dropped the remote on the floor when he was right behind me... damn.
  • i stayed with some people i knew in florida while i was there several years ago, and their two boys were pure hellions and wouldn't stay out of my stuff (the older one was about 12)...so i got some ex-lax and took it out of the box and left it in a foil wrapper on my nightstand...the next day i left for somewhere, and when i returned the older boy and his two friends seemed a little subdued...sure enough, when i went to the guest bedroom, the ex-lax was missing... needless to say, they didn't bother my stuff after that...
  • There was a lady in our office. A real crab. A janeass (that's a female jackass). We finally got fed up with it and strung all of her paperclips together while she was at lunch. It really set her off.
  • long story .Told a kid that if he walked around a church at 12midnite anti clockwise 12 times he would see the devil 13 times he would be the devil .Anyway he said he would do it so without him knowing a few freinds hid in the trees and bushes with chains and stuff.He got 2 eleven times and we started rattling the chains and making noises .With that he jumped a 5 bar gate and ran like f k we had to chase after him funny as f k
  • Back many "Moon's" ago. There was this one guy who seemed to get any girl in High School he wanted, to go out with him. I myself was never that lucky tho. And I had my eyes only on one girl. Hopping someday we could go together. Well that day came & this other guy just had to prove how he could & did take her away. A week or two later we went on our Sr: trip to Florida. He got drunk on his ass & pasted out. Then there was one girl who had the hots for him. Only he said he would never be caught dead with her. Well I picked him up & took him to his room & dropped him in his bed. Then went & told that girl he was pasted out in his room. She gave me her camera & told me to follow her, as she ran to him like there was no tomorrow. All she wanted was to prove to the others. That he & her had their one time together. So as soon as I showed up. She was on top of him, kissing him & told me to get a photo of this for her and I did just that. And then with a smile, set the camera on the dresser top. And told her to enjoy the night, for I sure was going to. Then I went and found the gal who he had pulled away from me, being the show-off he was. A we both set out on the beach, all night long. And the next thing I knew was that the other gal. Who had her one night of fun with old Romeo. Had put that photo in our Sr: year book. She proved her point. And he after all these years still has nightmares about what, he thinks happen between the two of them......Maybe he will read this here on AB. And see that not all things are as they seem to be. And how pay backs are hell. Even many "Moon's later in life"......LOL
  • I work in construction and have lots of tools, like my co-workers. I took a buddy's whole set of wrenches and locked them onto a pad lock and welded up the lock
  • i used to dispise my mum's friend, and one day he came round to the house to pick up my mum, and was standing on the doorstep, so i decided to squirt a huge dollop of shampoo on the upstairs window sill and listened as it all dripped down on his work clothes and hearing his confused bellowing best day ever, LOL!
  • We took a video of our toilet room just a few mins with nobody on it! Then when friends come over we wait for one to go up there and stick the vid on while they do their business and "accidently" leave it on when they arrive back to the room, it's priceless for the look of disgust on their faces!! Can be used over and over again though it's sometimes hard to convince people that there's no CCTV in there.
  • Ben Gay on the toilet seat.
  • The "this week's lottery ticket with the pre-recorded announcement of last week's winning numbers" scam. My sister almost had a heart attack when she thought she had won seven million dollars!!
  • I dont know bout the best but this one comes to mind. My buddy was past out and we drew a penis on his forhead. The next morning we went out for breakfast. With familys ans kids and stuff. Funny. I guess you had to be there. lol
  • We walled the Principal up in his office with sand bags, so when he opened his office door, the bags was all he saw. He had to leave out his back door - an emergency exit. This triggered the fire alarm, and the entire school had to evacuate to the football field. Good times. ^_^
  • i dont pull pranks

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