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Play in the toystore without attracting undue negative attention. :-(
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Have their teeth fall out - and have it be a good thing!
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Laugh at jokes they don't get, but still be thought of as "cute".
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poo themselves, and people dont bat an eyelid! (I wish I could do that! he he!)
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Think abstractly. (Without the use of certain substances of course)
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Believe they can fly (without the help of LSD).
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Attend elementary school.
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Drive an automobile
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Get that small screw that you inevitably drop and inevitably falls into the smallest crack you cannot get your fingers or any other reasonable tool in. Those little fingers save my ass when I'm working on computers with the tiny screws and no magnets allowed.
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Ride in the tiny slide in the playground without their butt hurting. :)
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Say what they really feel to their peers.
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Get away with all kinds of stuff.
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yank on chuck e cheeses tail without getting your self in trouble.lol
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Laugh hysterically for no apparent reason without seeming crazy.
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They can tell of all there dreams to grow up and be a fireman, a dancer, a baby doctor, a garbage man, actor, bill gates and a mcdonalds worker all in one sentence and no one thinks there silly. I wish I could say silly things such as these rantings and no one looked at me like I was cookoo!
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My goodness kids can say the darnest things and people just laugh with them. They get alot more forgiveness for there bad behaviors. SUCH AS A TANTRUM...in the middle of the store. I want to be able to sit on the ground in the middle of the store when I am upset throw a huge tantrum and not have the POLICE CALLED to haul me away!
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Have a chaffuer driver everywhere they go!
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small children are easily liked by women
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Throw a temper tantrum in public.
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Be required to have room and board taken care of for free with no bureaucratic red tape needed to justify it.
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Enjoy the innocence in life! (Hopefully!)
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Roam around naked.
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Pick their nose and eat it.
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Hear Higher pitches of noise. this is a scientific fact, Kids can hear a higher frequency range than adults can! =o)
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Watch The Wiggles 24/7
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Live care free and with no stress or money problems.
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Be young.
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My son can stand from a sitting postition with out moving to his knees or using his hands. He can also lick the bottom of his foot. lol
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be ignorant go up and talk to another and make friends in an instant not be worried about talking to the opposite sex not be worried about appearance or getting hurt
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run arond for no aparnt reason and be able to get up in the morning without coffee haha
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Get away with everything almost Get hyper and high on coffie Be alot more alert Be fun! - (not a peidofile!)
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Often- use their imagination.
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not take a shower for days - wear the same thing for a week in a row - play in little paddle pools in the middle of the yard on a hot summer day - wear your bathing suit in the summertime for weeks in a row - play in the dirt - roll down a hill burrito style. haha - so many things! i am envious!
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dress like total wierdos without a second glance, throw temper tantrums wherever they want, sing dorky songs, and make mud pies. all without any judgement. they have the life!
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be innocent.
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Be young, physically.
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When they are really little, they can put their foot in their mouths literally. When older, it can only be done in a figurative sense.
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eating 2 liters of ice cream and still wanting more.
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Play up in the supermarket aisle without the fear of getting sectioned.
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Belive in fairytales, wholey and completely
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Be childlike in a non-contrived fashion....
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Be completely honest.
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have no responsibilities, truly speak their mind and not get in trouble, and tons of other stuff as well
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Be charged as minors.
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Truly enjoy life.
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Be guilt-free when giving someone a home-made plasticine dog in return for a bicycle /trampoline /hugely expensive disney toy
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Believe
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Run like the wind.....for fun. Watch cartoons w/o judgment from adults.
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Admit their mistakes and change their beliefs. It gets so much harder when you get older, and people get so much more stubborn, it's ridiculous!
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run around from 6am until 8pm and never get tired, never need a sleep, and just have loads of energy left!!
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well if they are under the age of 5 id say run around butt naked.
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Hear the mosquito ringtone. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teen_Buzz
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eat crummy cafeteria food
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Pass time without thinking every 10 minutes: "When I was a kid, if only I'd..."
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Get a note from their parents that'll actually excuse your from stuff.
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have innocent fun without reading anything into it apart from having fun
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Bend backwards without injuring their back! Well, I guess a few adults can do that. I know! Not equate money to stress.
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play 'guess what i'm thinking' ALL FUCKING DAY!
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become teenagers
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Green poop.
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