ANSWERS: 55
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Who's there?
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Yackety Yak - bet you werent expecting that one ! :P
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Come in the door is open!
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Who's there? Police. Police who? Police let us in; it's cold out here
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Get lost! I don't want to talk about Jesus.
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We don't want any!!Thanks anyways!!
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hipa
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Can't you see the doorbell? I hate it when people knock! I usually can't hear them when I'm in the back room.
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Go away.
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It's the IRS! Quick, get out the bazooka and tripwire the door!
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"Who's there?" "The Interrupting Cow." The Interrup..." "Moo!" I love that one!
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He went thataway>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Who's there? Groucho. Groucho who? Groucho Marx. *crickets* Oh...you mean that's not really a knock-knock joke?
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"Who's there?" "Boo" "Boo who?" "Aww there's no need to cry about it" hehehe :)
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Keep a knockin' but you can't come in Keep a knockin' but you can't come in Keep a knockin' but you can't come in Come back tomorrow night and try it again
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Sod off
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Dave is not here!!!
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Knock Knock! Who's there? Wendy. Wendy Who? Wendy Red Red Robin Comes Bob Bob Bobbing' Along...
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Just a minute. The telephone's ringing.
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I didn't do it!
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Knock knock Who's there ? Avon lady, your doorbell's broke....
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Who's there? A short kid who can't reach the doorbell. :-p
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Go Away!!! Can't you see I'm trying to sit here alone with the curtains drawn to shut out the terrible burning light of day???!!! Now go away before I sick Wrenfield on you!!!
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Wow, how did you manage that? I live in a tent!!
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We gave at the office!
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No... No knock-knock!
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Who's there? Ben Ben who? Ben Dover Its a nice mini skirt.
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whose there? dishes dishes who? dishes the police?? haha, I'm a failure, I know :P
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BANK BANG BANG *sounds of door being bashed in, wood splintering, and stomping of feet moving into the house* OPEN UP *yes they are already in the house but you have to follow procedure* POLICE.......
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No, i am not buying anything. Go away.
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KNOCKER: Knock knock! CANNED: Knock knock? Is that an onomatopoeia? You know, I was just thinking of ridiculous ones. I find that the most interesting are the ones used in a fight, obviously. I do not understand how the word 'kapow' crept into the category. Actually, when you think of it, kapow sounds similar to Kung Pao... as in Kung Pao chicken. I was just discussing today how chickens frighten me! The little chicks are very cute, but when grown, they are not anywhere near cute! But it depends on how you look at things. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder! That reminds me of famous quotes... KNOCKER: Screw it! Keep your money!
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Who is it? Can't you tell im taking a stining shower?!?!
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pssst.... ((Hide the stash))
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Who's there? Granny. Knock knock. Who's there? Granny. Knock knock. Who's there? Granny. Knock knock. Who's there? Granny. Knock knock. Who's there? Granny. Knock knock. Who's there? Aunt. Aunt who? Aunt you glad I got rid of all those grannies?
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Pull my finger!
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Who's there? Dave. Dave's not here man!
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we dont want 2 buy anything
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Knock! Oh my darlin knock three times on the ceiling if you want me twice on the pipe if the answer is no oh my sweetness means you'll meet me in the hallway twice on the pipe means you ain't gonna show
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i dont want any i paid in full last month.
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WHo's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad to see me:-)
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whos there? murray, murray who? murray me will ya?
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"Get lost! Oh...its you! I'm so sorry about that! Come in! Come in! Make yourself at home!"
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who's there.
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"Who's there?" "Twissta" "Twissta who?" "ABer's twista sista"
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What a nice set of knockers.
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what the f*ck do u want im in the shower!!
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=Who's there? >Nobody =Ok then don't knock I am sleeping ' ' >Knock Knock =now what? >Nothing just checking whether you slept or not?
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why say knock knock? just knock with your hands
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Who's there? ... Yule. ... Yule who? ... Yule never know unless you open the door!
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Knock Knock Who's there? Burton! Burton who? Burton in the hand is worth two in the bush!
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whos there--emma,emma who,emma gonna have trouble with you!!
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Who's there? Boo Boo who? What are you crying about?
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Who's there? Vishnu. Nothing, Vishnu with you?
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Go away I'm not here.
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Knock knock who´s there? you know you know who`? YES!!! AVADRAKADAVRA!!!
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