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by Tondoteottotote on February 15th, 2009

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If someone made a Metaphor-Free version of “The Real Slim Shady” by Eminem, what would its lyrics be? (If you’re not up to making the COMPLETE lyrics, what would it be for your favorite parts?)

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  • by LICK IT LIKE A LOLLI on March 15th, 2009

    LICK IT LIKE A LOLLI

    May I have your attention please?
    May I have your attention please?
    Will the one who flucked his whore please fess up?
    I repeat...
    Will the one who flucked his whore please fess up?
    We're sportin us a damm problem here...

    Y'all act like you never seen a throw down before, ready to knock an a$$ on the floor like Pam, cause Tommy just burst in the door and started whoopin her a$$, worse than before.
    He filed for divorce, cause she was a whore yo.
    Paybacks are a biotch & Tommy started flippin.
    He didn't just do what I think he did...did he?"
    And Pam said.........nothing you idiots!
    Pam's dead now...she's locked in his basement! (Ha-ha!)
    All kinds of kinky women love Eminem
    [*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
    Bad a$$, yeah I'm sick of him look at him, walkin around grabbin his sweaty balls fluckin you-know-who, yeah, but she's so cute though!
    Meh, she's probably got a few screws up her head loose...no worse than what's goin on up in her parents motel room.
    Sometimes, I just wanna get on TV and strip naked, I can't, but oh sure, it's cool for Tom Green to hump a damm dead moose (ew!)
    My dic is on your lips, my dic is on your lips and you ain't goin nowhere til you give it a little lick. *SLURP*...

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