I'm on the pill. I havn't had sexual intercourse, only oral and hand. I'm freaking out I might be pregant. What are the chances?

If you don't understand how sexual intercourse takes place then you probably are not old enough to be thinking about it.

The chances that you're pregnant are minimal. The chances that you're an idiot are pretty high.

I hope you were wearing gloves!

you arent pregnant

About as good as the chances you understand human fertility

Actually things like this have happened in the past. Why do you think there is still such a thing as immaculate conception??? The fact is if you all want to know if a man ejaculated close to your Va Ja Ja, or on your hand then you go and finger yourself or he does you could get pregnant. Yes the odds are very low, however it has happened!! So before we go calling someone a stupid little child find out if it has ever happened first! I am a nurse I know these things can and DO happen!

Yes, yes, YES.
Yes, very much so. In fact, there is an entire religion based on just such an occurrence.

Seriously, you certainly can get pregnant without your partner ejaculating inside you. There are several possibilities:

1] You have intercourse but your partner withdraws before ejaculation. Folks who do this are often called "parents"


2] Your partner ejaculates on your Vagina or pretty near it. Sperm are pretty active little fellahs and don't have a lot else to do except swim. Some of them may find their way around things and get the job done.

3] Your partner ejaculates somewhere else-- say, your hand-- and then you masturbate. You've now introduced sperm to their natural habitat; they're going to do their best to do what they've trained for all their little lives. wiki.answers.com

Yes, you are going to give birth to a giant hand with spit.

Off hand, if you get my drift, you shouldn't have to worry at all.

If you don't understand what it takes to become pregnant, you are far too young or naive for sex, which, by the way, you've had. It's doesn't take intercourse to constitute sex.

You are not pregnant.

pretty remote lol

Lmao Im sorry to be laughin gbut what is it with kids these days. What happened to sex ed? If you arent having a penis penetrating you which means you are still a virgin. You can only get pregnant if there is sperm near your eggs. and i dont mean eggs that r in your fridge.

Stop freaking out. If you haven't had sex... chances are approaching 100% that you aren't pregnant.

However... the hormones in most birth control pills have the ability to mimic pregnancy. Some women get all the symptoms of pregnancy just from taking the pills. Sometimes even down to missing a period or two. If you think there is the slightest chance... you weren't that "careful" with the residue of his pleasure... you should go ahead and get a test.

But I wouldn't worry about it. It's likely you are not preggers and if you (by some quirk of fate) ARE pregnant, worrying about it won't change it.

Hope this helps.

Not very... BUT...

The pill is only 98-99% effective. I've never known anyone personally on the pill who got pregnant, but have heard of it happening. (You DO have to be fastidious about taking it!)

Oral - It goes down (so to speak) the wrong way.
Hand - Depends on how "neat" you two are.

The only way to get pregnant is to get sperm inside your... Va-jay-jay (as Oprah calls it). If he squirts AT it, if you get sperm on your hand and rub it, if HE gets sperm on his hand and rubs it... There's ALWAYS a chance, but the pill should mitigate the vast majority of that chance.

Now that you've had your sex lesson for the day... If you are 1) On the pill... 2) have ONLY given head and hand (relatively neatly, keeping the goo away after he's ... happy) ... and are "freaking out" that you might be pregnant, you are NOWHERE NEAR ready for ANY sex - And, if either of you are "getting off", it's sex, in my book. Stop, right now.

If HE doesn't want to, consider the fact that he doesn't have to carry a baby for 9 months... That he's getting his jollies and NOT having to worry too much about the consequences... That he may not give a flying banana if you get pregnant, because he's getting what he wants, and can always leave you on your own...

(This, of course is assuming only one partner... If it's multiple, remember that many STDs can be passed without penetration, too. Just because a guy - or girl - LOOKS "clean" doesn't mean they ARE clean.)

So, in short, in answer to your question:
* You are PROBABLY NOT pregnant.
* You COULD (if no one's using rubbers, and even then, there's a CHANCE) have caught an STD.
GET TESTED, and NO SEX AT ALL until the results come in.)
* You are too young or naive to be having ANY kind of sex. STOP IT.

Didn't you take health in school? You cannot be prego unless it was near or in your vagina.

I am sure you are NOT pregnant if you have not had intercourse, or if his penis has not been anywhere near your vagina.

If you are then you are the Virgin Mary recreated!

ehh seriously.
Slim!
If you are worried about getting pregnant from toching each other than maybe you shoudl cease all contact until old enough?
Im glad to see you are on the pill tho... just look after your self and dont get into things too early incase there may be a reason for your freaking out! (if that makes sense)
get a stick to pee on just to be sure.
and when you do think about having sex, think back to how freaked out you were now for being pregnant ;p
good luck, but i am absolutely sure you will be fine!

Considering the last time something like this happened was the first coming of Christ, I would say slim to none. But you might want to get a pregnancy test.

Slim, but if you are going to start freaking out about it you should stop.

Almost zero unless you've been playing around in the bath.

Was this a serious question? Come on now

Ooops, mis post

Well, since you use your hand to orally take the pill, you should be okay. I know that's a big relief for you.

the question was asked in february, are you pregnant yet?

Slim to dumb...

well it depends on how much you swallow more than 1 ounce and uh-oh you are out of luck,anything under that and your okay,no really if you havent had any intercourse please dont until you graduate high school and college,i want to make sure your smart enough to be a parent

How could you be pregnant if you never had sexual intercourse.

you cannot get pregnant by oral or hand...unless sperm gets on your hand and you place it inside your vagina....but even if the chances of you being pregnant aren't high if you are on the pill...and if you don't know that then you shouldn't be having sex until you know everything about it...but if you really feel you might be pregnant tell your parents and make an appointment right away with your doctor!

Nil
+5

honest.....lee
little chances

No form mechanical or chemical contraception for normal intercourse is 100% foolproof. Asking such a question reveals a lack of knowledge about procreation. If you do not know the mechanics and consequences of pregnancy you should not be indulging in sexual activity. There are many sources of information, on the internet and in the real world. It would be advisable to learn more before you indulge further in intimate relationships that may possibly end in a tragedy

With only oral and hand, you will not get pregnant even without taking the pill. +5

god this question cracks me up and i love peoples answers too XD "i hope you wore a glove!"
kills me every time.