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this was actually a few years ago (I couldnt think of anything recently) I was home alone and was trying to open a jar of salsa. Well, it was a tough biddy to get open. Did all the little 'jar opening' tricks and finally I got the lid off but when it came off the salsa come flying out of the jar and it went everywhere! All over the kitchen counters, cupbaords, walls and yes..even all over me. My hair, my face, my front..Yeah, I was glad nobody saw that.
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I slipped and fell on my Ass,And Landed in a Deep Snow Bank,,Seems like it took me forever to roll around like a fish out of water to get out of it,,Covered in snow and Laughing at Myself,,But straightened and walked away proudly ;)
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I bought an extra pack of cigarettes today. I don't like hearing the comments, so I sneak until I am ready to quit. I really don't need the comments, you know?
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I went in a restaurant and ordered a hot beef sandwich. The plate got to close to the edge of the table. I was trying to cut the sandwich with my fork. The plate flipped upside down in my lap. I looked around, and no one seemed to notice. When I thought no one was looking a put the plate back on the table. Watching very closely to see when no one was looking I scraped the food off my lap and back on the plate. I cleaned myself up the best I could. As far as I know, no one saw a thing.
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I am glad you did not see and i damn sure am not telling you :)
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