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  • Probably from "round-eyed" men who don't have their heads on straight. :o)
  • Here, there and everywhere, like all rumors... 1) "Back when I was in the fifth grade, my best friend told me that "Chinese women have sideways vaginas". That is to say that, unlike women of other ethnic backgrounds, Chinese women have vaginal canals that lean diagonally to the left or the right. In true urban legend style, my 5th grade friend claimed that he knew it because: his older brother (a senior in high school), had a friend, that knew a guy who had a Chinese girlfriend. And... the guy with the girlfriend told the friend of the older brother that her vagina was sideways. So you know that it has to be true. : ) At the time (in 5th grade) I believed him. As I grew up, I looked back and laughed at how naive I had been. But then in April of 2001, the Chinese government captured a U.S. spy plane. And Saturday Night Live aired an episode with special guest Alec Baldwin. Baldwin played a captured U.S. marine, and one of his lines was: "I don't pretend to know who these Chinese people are... ...I know the womenfolk have sideways vaginas!"." "First you have to understand that they aren't really refering to the actual vagina, but the orientation of the vulva. A 'slight' lack of precision in terminology common to beery jokes on naughty subjects. So the vulva then is supposed 'slanted' so that its ends point to the woman's legs, rather than towards the bellybutton, Women so blessed with sideways 'vaginas' are therefore highly desired because when they spread their legs, it [so the joke goes] tightens the, uh, fit. [Imagine how the opening of an envelope closes when you pull from the corners - oh, never mind.]" Source and further information: http://msgboard.snopes.com/message/ultimatebb.php?/ubb/get_topic/f/16/t/001097/p/1.html Further information: http://snltranscripts.jt.org/00/00ptoughguy.phtml 2) "It was interesting he’d brought up vaginas. Earlier that week I’d run across a piece by Kenny Tanemura for Asian Week about the e-book “How To Date An Asian Woman” from Love Of Asian Women.com. The e-book draws information from a study by the University of Western Ontario about the characteristics of different races’ vaginal structures. The e-book paraphrases: “the female genitals of Asians were placed very ‘front and high’ compared to other races. It was also noted that because they are anatomically smaller in general the vaginas of Asian women tend to be much smaller than those of Caucasian and African women. This front and high placement along with what would be a naturally tighter vagina might account for why sex with Asian women is rumored to be so pleasant.”" "“Who told you that?” “I don’t remember. Many people—schoolyard stuff and then it was a joke in college but I was never sure until I found out.”" "“Sure I’ve heard that. But this was bullshit locker room talk, college or post-college. It was presented as joking bullshit. I don’t think anyone actually believed it.”" Source and further information: http://blackheartmagazine.com/2007/07/06/the-sideways-vagina/

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