What are your favorite "Anchorman" quotes?

"I love... lamp."

"I'm going to punch you in the ovary. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker"

"All she needs, is two tickets to the gun show. Let's see if she likes the goods!"

i know you asked this like a year ago but i had to answer:

Ed Harken: a lot of you have been hearing the affiliates complaining about a lack of diversity on the news team.
Champ Kind: what in the hell's diversity?
Ron Burgundy: well, i could be wrong, nut i believe that diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
Ed Harken: Ron, i would be surprised if the affiliates were concerned about the lack of an old, old wooden ship, but nice try.


i love this one!

Oh god the whole thing is just great quote after great quote!!

Ron Burgundy: Let's go to Brian Fantana who's live on the scene with a Channel 4 News exclusive. Brian?
Brian Fantana: Panda Watch! The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.
[to the Panda]

or

Brian Fantana: [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
[opens cologne cabinet]
Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
[cheesy grin]
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
[snarls]

Both top quality quotes from the man in the field, Brian Fantana :)