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no, and i won't be paying for it today either.
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How much are you willing to discount it?
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Sure if you'll be kind enough to put that on YOUR credit card.
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No, I was just looking around. {I think they get kind of meh when you say that. It's almost like "I'm too poor" but not so blunt.]
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Did I win it?
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Sure- give me a dozen- do they come in cases of 50 by any chance?
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Only if it comes with a full time maid.
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Are you on crack lady???
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Let me think about it, and I will get back to you!
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Maybe you, not me.
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"Are you giving it away?"
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"I'm afraid not. I can't afford to blow $2000 on a watch. Where are the Casios?"
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Why should I spend $2000 on this when I can get a Timex that will show me the same thing for one hundredth of the price?
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Will you be lowering the price by 75%??
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Not unless you are giving it away today ...
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yes, for $1200
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I'm just not that into time, ma'am. Besides, my husband will be offended if I stop wearing the Rolex he got me for Christmas... If the salesperson can be sarcastic, so can I!! ^.^
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Maybe you will - I won't be!
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Only if she turns her back for ten minutes.
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I don't know, will we?
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Snort! Hee hee hee hee hee hee snort! You're joking right? snort snort! You think I'm going to spend that kind of money on a watch that I'll lose or break?
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