you guys are lying your a$$e$ off.
here's how it goes, in chronological order...
we're thinking about every chick we saw today. hot cougars we passed on the highway, college chicks from the mall, the hot secretary at work, thinking about thigh high socks and plaid skirts, black skirts and dark stockings, chicks we used to date, chicks we wanted to date, wild things three-way scene, soprano's girls, hustler, playboy, maxim, stuff, fhm, girlfriends' moms, beer and wings, stewardesses from singapore airlines, japan airlines, hooters girls, hostesses, waitresses, hot chefs on the cooking channel, hot espn reporters, aerobics girls, bouncing up and down, stacie's mom, she's got it goin on, the fine piece on the treadmill in front of me at the gym, the piece on the stairmaster to my right, and the one on the eliptical to my left, the one in the mirror doing dirty-dog-leg-lifts, the one on the leg extension machine, push it, now rolling over to do hammies, the sweat down her lower back, no visible panty line, tight latex, tight sweatpants, visible thong, visible tback, pink shoes and anklesocks, single-roll shorts, shorts with words on the butt, calf extensions, sweaty brow, wild things again, kournikova, hot boss seducing me, denise richards, skirts upstairs from me, drunk chicks, russian chicks, italians, thai, sing, japanese, spanish, eastern bloc, trip to prag, trip to bangkok, kournikova, tudors chick, springbreak, rackalamab, kournikova, richards, kournikova sweating, bikinis, beach, curves, rack, curves, rack, spa, hottub, massage tables, airplane bathroom, kournikova, stewardess, richards, shit i wasted all this time and i just thought of biel and johannson and alba, ok slow it down, slow it down, baseball, beer, wings, work, work, work projects, work projects i forgot to do, projects i am avoiding, projects i'll never do and just take the hit, ok, getting yelled at, embarassing moment drunk at a party, biel, work, alba, work, biel, kournikova, biel, alba, swimming pool in summer catch, tudors girl, biel, kournikova, you're screaming something, shut up, spread your legs, why do you always fight it, kournikova, biel, alba, alba, alba, summer catch, wild things, your sister, your sister in plaid skirt, your brother's wife, your friend, kournikova, biel, biel and alba covered in sauteed kournikova and a side of wild things. oh.
don't touch me. i need a beer. i think sportscenter is on.
Comments
Conquest? Men have to feel like they conquer you?
I never knew that, or knew all this other stuff and how coarse and anamalistic a man's thoughts can be while he is supposedly making love to you. I think I just turned celebate.
by alieninastrangeland on April 22nd, 2007
Now that is the truth!!!
by Gen.ButtNaked on February 24th, 2010