a feminine hygiene pad i would hope....

Mine contains a roll of gauze, an X-acto knife and a bottle of whisky.

for a druggie it would be a syringe,spoon, cotton and a bag of dope

Duct Tape

Radio

if i made the emergency kit it would be a bomb some lighters and flammable material and the easy button to cheer me up!

neosporin

Survival gear,cash,credit card,cell phone,food,water,medic kit,signal mirror,fire starter,knife, and rope!

A knife, a screwdriver, a spare pack of cigarettes, and a half-pint of Scotch.

An NA schedule.

is this a trick question?

Depends on what the purpose of the Emergency Kit is for. On a submarine, for example, there are many different kinds of emergancy kits. An Emergency Tool Roll contains basic tools required to combat general casualties. Crow bars, hammers, screwdrivers, wrenches, and so forth. Another such kit would be the Damage Control Bag, which contains material specifically useful during flooding casualties...like bandit tool, steel bandit strapping and dogs, sheet rubber, sheat lead, chain wrenches, wooden wedges and cone shaped plugs...things that can be used to temporarily patch a hole or rupture in a pipe to prevent flooding Emergency First Aid kits have bandaids, gauze, simple medicines like asprin, tylenol, antibiotic ointments, and so forth. An emergency Spill Kit on a submarine contains all the material needed to clean up/decontaminate a spill of radioactive water or a dry spill of radioactive material. Kimwipes, tape, plastic bags, decontamination suits/gloves, booties, and so forth. In a car or a house, you would have the same sort of differentiation. For example, in a car I would consider jumper cables, wrenches, screwdribers, and a few other similar tools to be essential. But in a house, it would be different because the needs would be different. Give me a specific example and I will go into more details.

A semiautomatic handgun with loaded with only one round!

An unopened bottle of Stoli and a little ice...very little...but enough for the sprain! Stoli cures everything! :-)

Way to vauge to answer. What kind of emergency kit are you asking about? if you are asking whats in mine: Bandaids, Scissors, Tylenol, rubbing Alcohol, Splint, gauze, Tape, Vitamin E, Neosporin, That wrapping thing for sprains, The Triangle arm holder, Tweezers, Bug bite lotion I think I just might be a little over protective.

An emergency.