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by haybug511 on August 9th, 2010
Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
by - Pompey Dave - wearing a COAT of blue - on January 22nd, 2009
Mine used to say...
Dave is trying to work out how to use Facebook.
I hate the bloody thing POKE POKE POKE POKE
by Dezimae is FINALLY 21 on January 22nd, 2009
okay so there is a little story behind this. a "friend" who we all dont like but accept the friend invite had a pic of her with a feather boa around her neck and she was pressed up against a mirror... but she was naked and you could see a nipple. so me and my 2 best friends reported it as porn and one of the girls put as her status :"thinking about nipples... but not in the way that you think..." and we cracked up for literally 30 minutes. it was great.
by ROCKON93 on January 22nd, 2009
"I hate life...but I'm not emo!"
my retarded friend had it once!
it made me laugh out loud!:p
by Nadia on January 22nd, 2009
my friends status read: (name) is going to wear your shoes today, walk around the block, come back, have tea..
how random?!! (ps, he was a guy, so it sounded pretty weird)
by kala on January 22nd, 2009
one of the best ones I've seen myself is...
(Name): is mackin' all the bitches!
(this one works best for a girl...) !
by n9nedone on February 2nd, 2010
Your acting like a dick so here is a condom, you might as well start dressing like one.
by torque on November 20th, 2009
Believe me ..i am a liar...
The best sm i have ever seen
by diangelos1 on December 16th, 2010
It was by this guy name Diangelo Strong. It said....... Hating is a disease, so if u have a hater send them a get well soon card!
by K.Afaneh on December 15th, 2010
My friends Status was: suicidal and on the cliff.
So I poked him :D
by icusleepn on June 30th, 2010
If we were meant to pop out of bed in the morning then we would all sleep in toasters!!
by icusleepn on June 30th, 2010
If we were meant to pop out of bed in the morning then we would all sleep in toasters!!
by TheLawDawg on June 15th, 2010
I had one that was referring to Obama getting the Nobel Peace Prize, it said:
"I think war is bad....do I get a Peace Prize now? =)"
by AnonymousGirl on November 20th, 2009
I'm not sure if there's a best. I just viewed my Live Feed, though, and one of my friends has a status that says "my poor laptop got the swine flu :(". Hehehe.
by Brooke_M7733 on January 13th, 2011
I'll put it in your ear and fuck your head up. Give you hearing aids.
by Brooke_M7733 on January 13th, 2011
QUICK! Someone tell Rihanna to STOP, DROP & ROLL so I don't have to stand there and watch her burn!
by Brooke_M7733 on January 13th, 2011
Doin new years brb
by Madison_O on May 3rd, 2011
"whoever killed Osama is SO getting laid tonight" yeah i got 46 likes. (:
Where can I watch full movies in English online?
by Answerbag Staff on January 31st, 2011
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What is a soft font?
by Answerbag Staff on November 9th, 2010
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How do i watch Liveway TV on the internet?
by Answerbag Staff on August 30th, 2010
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Am I the only one on this forum who has not succumbed to the temptation of the time-gobblers, Twitter and Facebook?
by cloudman on February 7th, 2012
| 5 people like this
How can I get into some modern Chinese culture?
by greenspider44 on February 7th, 2012
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by OhSnapps on April 21st, 2011