Would you like to confess to me your sins?
by 
PrettyPirate
ANSWERS: 21
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why? only God can forgive them!!!!!
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What do you mean by "sins"?
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If you're a reasonably attractive female I might even like to do a few of them with you.
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Not particularly..you can't absolve them, after all. Only God can do that.
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Nope. You are not dressed appropriate for that :)
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ahh no I dont thinnk you would be able to handle them... hahah
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Have I sinned?
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Nope.. but thanks for asking
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I'm being a naughty boy, I'm letting my face grow long. ;) However, my face will return to short for the summer.
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Just where would you like me to start... I haven't got enough time to tell you!
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I'd make you blush and want to punch me at the same time. I don't want to make you blush and I don't want to be punched. No need to add to the list.
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I have no idea where to start...what's classed as a sin these days?!
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Um....no, I'll pass. But thanks for asking.
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Sure...I have inpure thoughts all day everyday, I blackout when I drink and wake up next to farm animals, I like to throw poo at people and sometimes I punch kittens. I'll be back next week....
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What "sins"?! ;-)
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Sure, why not. Ready? I am gay. I have frequent impure thoughts about a German mucisian doing carnal acts with his twin brother. I am not Christian. I've masturbated about a billion times and have no plans to stop. I told my sister Satan and Jesus used to be gay lovers in the 8th grade after reading Cry for Dawn. One time, when I was 9, I tore a lizard in half (it was dead... but I killed it). When I am on the phone at work I look at hardcore gay porn on my phone. I swear, a lot. I genuinely hate stupid people, and frequently have thoughts about ways they could be killed en masse. I commonly call republicans sub-human. I voted for Bush the first time around. I gave a guy head in a church bathroom in the middle of a cermon. One time, I punched a girl in the vagina. Really hard. I lost a bet with my step-brother, so I had to lick his balls. I decided to bite. He has a nasty scar. I hate preppy, douche straight guys. I hate PETA.
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You don't have that much time.
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the power of christ repels NOTHING!
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what good would it do?
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No I confess them to the Lord.
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well, I don't want to confess my sins.
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