by PrettyPirate on January 7th, 2009

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Would you like to confess to me your sins?

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by HOUSTONLONELY on January 7th, 2009
ahh no I dont thinnk you would be able to handle them... hahah
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by Jade on January 7th, 2009
Not particularly..you can't absolve them, after all. Only God can do that.
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by Baccduckus is a Carbonproduct on January 12th, 2009
You don't have that much time.
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- Besides, I'm a reverand.
  
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  by Baccduckus is a Carbonproduct on January 12th, 2009
- So are you saying you've committed sex crimes?
  
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  by Halskiisaklink on January 12th, 2009
- Whoa! LOL!
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  No, not a priest. It's more of a joke. I'm as religious as a spare tire. But I want to put "Rev" on my driver's license to hopefully reduce the odds of getting a tickets. So I signed up with a recognized church on the internet.
  
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  by Baccduckus is a Carbonproduct on January 12th, 2009
- Do you feel it gives you a sense of moral authority aa well?
  
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  by Halskiisaklink on January 12th, 2009
- *as
  
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  by Halskiisaklink on January 12th, 2009
- No. Why would it?
  
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  by Baccduckus is a Carbonproduct on January 12th, 2009
- Because, if someone questions your moral integrity, you can show them your driving licence and promptly molest their daughter.
  
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  by Halskiisaklink on January 12th, 2009
- Oooh! I didn't know that! Can it be their wife? Or maybe their wife too!?
  
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  by Baccduckus is a Carbonproduct on January 12th, 2009
- Of course. But that would assume men have guardianship over their wives, a belief that should have died with the social revolutions of the seventies.
  
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  by Halskiisaklink on January 12th, 2009
- You are drunk, aren't you?
  
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  by Baccduckus is a Carbonproduct on January 12th, 2009
- You're not Cuban, are you?
  
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  by Halskiisaklink on January 12th, 2009
- Well, I guess we are both caught.
  
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  by Baccduckus is a Carbonproduct on January 12th, 2009
- OK. I have to go now. Gotta get the Girly to work. Goodnight.
  
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  by Baccduckus is a Carbonproduct on January 12th, 2009
- So to speak. Have a good Dutch Egg.
  
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  by Halskiisaklink on January 12th, 2009
- Should I be offended? ;)
  
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  by Baccduckus is a Carbonproduct on January 12th, 2009
- Yes.
  
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  by Halskiisaklink on January 12th, 2009
- LOL!
  What does Dutch Egg mean?
  
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  by Baccduckus is a Carbonproduct on January 12th, 2009
- No idea. :P
  
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  by Halskiisaklink on January 12th, 2009
- None. Never heard it.
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  Do tell.
  
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  by Baccduckus is a Carbonproduct on January 12th, 2009
- It's just something I made up that sounds like it could be suspicious.
  
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  by Halskiisaklink on January 12th, 2009
- HAHAHA!!
  If you're serious then it worked great!
  
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  by Baccduckus is a Carbonproduct on January 12th, 2009
- Glad to hear it. Got any more ideas?
  
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  by Halskiisaklink on January 12th, 2009
- Cock-a-doodle-moo.
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  Easy to say, hard to do.
  
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  by Baccduckus is a Carbonproduct on January 12th, 2009
- No it's not that hard to do >looking up at nothing in particular< or so I've heard....>blush<
  
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  by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on January 12th, 2009
- Can I touch your icebox?
  
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  by Halskiisaklink on January 12th, 2009
- Alright, but I'm going to HAMMER yours.
  
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  by Baccduckus is a Carbonproduct on January 12th, 2009
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by Chigg on January 7th, 2009
Um....no, I'll pass.

But thanks for asking.
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by dea_ex_machina on January 7th, 2009
Nope.. but thanks for asking
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by ChandaDiane - est. 1975 on January 7th, 2009
Have I sinned?
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by SanityClause on January 7th, 2009
If you're a reasonably attractive female I might even like to do a few of them with you.
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- That's very original.
  
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  by PrettyPirate on January 7th, 2009
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by thatsJustme on January 7th, 2009
why? only God can forgive them!!!!!
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by Sidhedarkness on January 7th, 2009
Sure, why not. Ready?

I am gay.

I have frequent impure thoughts about a German mucisian doing carnal acts with his twin brother.

I am not Christian.

I've masturbated about a billion times and have no plans to stop.

I told my sister Satan and Jesus used to be gay lovers in the 8th grade after reading Cry for Dawn.

One time, when I was 9, I tore a lizard in half (it was dead... but I killed it).

When I am on the phone at work I look at hardcore gay porn on my phone.

I swear, a lot.

I genuinely hate stupid people, and frequently have thoughts about ways they could be killed en masse.

I commonly call republicans sub-human.

I voted for Bush the first time around.

I gave a guy head in a church bathroom in the middle of a cermon.

One time, I punched a girl in the vagina. Really hard.

I lost a bet with my step-brother, so I had to lick his balls. I decided to bite. He has a nasty scar.

I hate preppy, douche straight guys.

I hate PETA.
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- You sound like my kind of person. By the way, being gay is not a sin.
  
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  by PrettyPirate on January 7th, 2009
- Well, I was going off the Catholic set of sins...
  
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  by Sidhedarkness on January 7th, 2009
- Touche.
  
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  by PrettyPirate on January 7th, 2009
- Now that i think of it, I should have listed my unwieldy collection of porn too...
  
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  by Sidhedarkness on January 8th, 2009
- Nothing wrong with a healthy collection of porn.
  
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  by PrettyPirate on January 8th, 2009
- Does 150 gigs count as healthy?
  
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  by Sidhedarkness on January 8th, 2009
- Being gay is not a sin in the Catholic Church. Having gay sex is.
  
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  by Uluru on January 10th, 2009
- Go away.
  
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  by PrettyPirate on January 10th, 2009
- You said being gay is not a sin. Sidhedarkness said it is considered a sin by Catholics. This isn't true, so I corrected him. You don't need to get worked up about it.
  
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  by Uluru on January 10th, 2009
- I'm not worked up about anything.
  
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  by PrettyPirate on January 10th, 2009
- Then why did you tell me to go away?
  
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  by Uluru on January 10th, 2009
- I assumed you were a fundamentalist who had commented here to be unpleasant. Telling someone to go away is hardly a hysterical response.
  
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  by PrettyPirate on January 10th, 2009
- Well I apologize if I offended anyone, I was just trying to clarify a fact.
  
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  by Uluru on January 10th, 2009
- I'm not, nor was I, offended. No harm done at all.
  
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  by PrettyPirate on January 10th, 2009
- Hmm, good point. I should have said "I have gay sex."
  
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  by Sidhedarkness on January 11th, 2009
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by JgrumpyC on January 7th, 2009
Sure...I have inpure thoughts all day everyday, I blackout when I drink and wake up next to farm animals, I like to throw poo at people and sometimes I punch kittens.

I'll be back next week....
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- Ooh! Poo throwing!
  
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  by PrettyPirate on January 7th, 2009
- Poo throwing. America's second past time.
  
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  by JgrumpyC on January 7th, 2009
- What's their first past time? Invading other countries?
  
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  by PrettyPirate on January 7th, 2009
- Well, I was going to say baseball.....
  
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  by JgrumpyC on January 7th, 2009
- Sorry :P
  
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  by PrettyPirate on January 7th, 2009
- If you think about it poo throwing and invading other countries are kind of the same thing....
  
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  by JgrumpyC on January 7th, 2009
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by luna y sol on January 7th, 2009
I have no idea where to start...what's classed as a sin these days?!
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by Go know thyself is THE RED QUEEN on January 7th, 2009
I'd make you blush and want to punch me at the same time.

I don't want to make you blush and I don't want to be punched.

No need to add to the list.
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- It takes a lot to make me blush. I am the Walrus.
  
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  by PrettyPirate on January 7th, 2009
- Coo coo ka choo!
  
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  by Go know thyself is THE RED QUEEN on January 7th, 2009
- Hehehe.
  
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  by PrettyPirate on January 7th, 2009
- *Smiles
  
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  by Go know thyself is THE RED QUEEN on January 7th, 2009
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by Little Miss Sunshine on January 7th, 2009
Just where would you like me to start... I haven't got enough time to tell you!
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by Brian on January 7th, 2009
I'm being a naughty boy, I'm letting my face grow long. ;)

However, my face will return to short for the summer.
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- I've been a naughty girl. I let my knickers down.
  
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  by PrettyPirate on January 7th, 2009
- Mutual confession,
  we are the eggpeople,
  mutual absolution. :)
  
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  by Brian on January 7th, 2009
- This calls for a round of semolina pilchards!
  
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  by PrettyPirate on January 7th, 2009
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by nanapak on January 7th, 2009
Nope. You are not dressed appropriate for that :)
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by Don Gorgeous George on January 7th, 2009
What do you mean by "sins"?
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- People you've killed. Stuff like that.
  
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  by PrettyPirate on January 7th, 2009
- Oh so sins are people that someone has murdered?
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on January 7th, 2009
- No. Killing someone is a sin.
  
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  by PrettyPirate on January 7th, 2009
- well I've never had a sin in my life then.
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on January 7th, 2009
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by HailSatan on April 18th, 2009
the power of christ repels NOTHING!
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by Randoley on April 18th, 2009
what good would it do?
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by anddeb on April 18th, 2009
No I confess them to the Lord.
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by Henderson on April 18th, 2009
well, I don't want to confess my sins.
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by philosopher-saint on January 7th, 2009
What "sins"?!
;-)
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