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by Seanzie is smiling again on January 6th, 2009
beat my meat like it owes me money
by SnortingMercury enjoys New panties on January 6th, 2009
Go and spank my monkey. After that, I close his cage and head back upstairs to go to sleep. Then, I usually begin to feel terribly guilty for punching a helpless primate. Then I cry myself to sleep.
If that doesn't work, I'll go in the backyard to choke one of my chickens. If hungry, I will even fry it up in a pan and make myself a delicious fried chicken dinner. No use killing a chicken for no reason.
If that still doesn't work then I'll go to my computer and play one handed flight commander. I'll usually try to beat my best score of 45 seconds, but sometimes it doesn't work that fast.
If that still doesn't work then I masturbate.
by Kimmy on January 6th, 2009
Masterbate YEEE HAAAA
by Symbeline on January 6th, 2009
Solitary finger discount. >_>
by Rollie on January 6th, 2009
Wait for my wife to come home.
by kakskee on January 6th, 2009
Sometimes I just tell 'im "down, boy!"
by Sosueme on January 6th, 2009
Kick the dog off the bed:)
by Ganja_Goddess on January 6th, 2009
Were you expecting a different answer?
by Zack on January 6th, 2009
Get some rubber bands and use my hand.
by mike mcenroe just cannot be serious maa on January 6th, 2009
muffle the Dyson:0
by Shan is Purrrrrfectly Happy on January 6th, 2009
booty call!
by iCringe 4 Love on January 6th, 2009
autofilatio :0
how do i make a friend want to have sex with me?
by Anonymous on February 11th, 2012
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do women prefer large cocks ?
by cachagua on February 13th, 2012
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Guys:
Fat, skinny, curvy girls which Do u prefer to have sex with?
by anonymousquestions on February 11th, 2012
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Guys: what do u think is the best part about sex for you?
by anonymousquestions on February 12th, 2012
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Guys: what do u think about when your having sex?
by anonymousquestions on February 12th, 2012
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Can I watch?
by Alias xsicajess on January 7th, 2009
sure, you can even help
by Seanzie is smiling again on January 7th, 2009
Thats fuq'n team work : )
by Alias xsicajess on January 7th, 2009