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not yet. but fix the typo in your question! hurry!!
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A good friend told me this one;) Did you hear the one about the mad stripper? This one guy kept throwing monopoly money at her... She asked him why he was throwing fake money at her... He replied... , Because you keep putting fake tits in my face! **LAUGHING*
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Don't drive drunk. You might hit a stripper. It's more of a credo than a joke. ;)
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.Three guys are in a strip club. One guy walks over to a stripper, licks a 50 dollar bill and sticks it to one side of her butt.The next guy doesn’t want to be shown up so he takes a 100 dollar bill, licks it, and sticks it to the other side of her butt. The third guy doesn’t want to be shown up but he doesn’t have any money. He thinks for a moment and suddenly he gets an idea. He walks over to the stripper, takes out his ATM card, slides it down the crack of her ass, takes his 150 dollars and goes home!
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An older couple is having an arguement. "Honey, we don't have any money and I need dentures and diapers and laxatives and our social security check hasn't come in yet!" the old man says. "Well dear, I don't know what to do." says the woman. "You could do what you used to do a long time ago?" asks the old man. "Yes, it's been a long time since I've hooked." replies the old lady, so she gets out her old hooking outfit, boots and fishnets and says, "Well, I'll do it because I love you honey." She takes off and is gone all night, all day the next day and all night that night too. She comes home in the morning and dumps twenty four dollars and twenty five cents on the table. "HA!" said the old man, "Who gave you a quarter?" The old woman replied, "Everybody." =D (not quite the stripper joke... but... stripper, hooker, heroin/coke junkie... what's the difference?)
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Once there was a little boy who was curious about what a strip club was like so one day he decided to sneak into one. Once he was in, he watched as the strippers danced. He watched until they started taking of their clothing. That's when he bolted out the door and started running down the street and into a man. The man asks the boy, "What's wrong young man? You look like you just saw a ghost!". The little boy replies, "My mommy and daddy told me that if I ever watched anybody undress, I'd turn to stone...and all of a sudden I felt something hard!".
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What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone's been inside a 747. Not really about strippers, but it seemed appropriate.
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A moron went out into the forest to hunt game. Presently he found a naked woman stretched out and tied to a tree. The moron walked up to her and asked, 'are you game?' The woman smiled and nodded. 'Yes! Oh, YESSSS!!!' So he shot her. Badaboomp! Not a stripper joke, I know, but it came to mind.
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