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by Tondoteottotote on December 24th, 2008

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If The Bible Had Comments, what would your comments be, in period parlance, while replying to the Book of Exodus?

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  • by Sidhedarkness on December 24th, 2008

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    "Moses freed us from slavery to wander the deserts. Moses took us to the promised land, and then told us not to enter. Moses fed us a strange bread that fell from the sky, and could strike a stone to produce water, and yet he can not read a map. After fourty years, Moses had a little 'accident'. Lord forgive us, but we just couldn't deal with the stuttering and the wandering any longer."

    That or:

    "Sand hurts when it is stuck in the right cracks."

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  • by Chris on December 25th, 2008

    Chris

    Could I flag it as nonsense?
    Would God reject the flag?
    ☺
    Merry Christmas!!!!
    ☺☺

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  • by Lady Alathia of Vulcan on December 25th, 2008

    Lady Alathia of Vulcan

    Under The Ten Commandments:

    "Thou shalt not kill." - "Excepting therefore that the one ye slay be evil in your eyes through sin, or war, or if they are a witch, or an animal to kill for sport."


    Wait... the bible doesn't do sarcasm, does it?

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