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They do, it's called "go go mario!" Go Go Mario Today, full of energy, Mario is still running, running Go save Princess Peach! Go! Today, full of energy, Mario runs Today, full of energy, jumping! Today, full of energy, searching for coins Today, keep going, Mario! Get a mushroom - it's Super Mario! Get a flower - it's Fire Mario! Goomba! Troopa! Buzzy Beetle! Beat them all! Mario is always full of energy and strong! [Spoken] The only one who can reverse the spell that has captured the Mushroom People is Princess Peach. But Princess Peach is hidden underground, in a far-off castle. Ah, the days of peace... if we could once more return to those days... to save Princess Peach and bring peace back to the Mushroom Kingdom, that is why Mario is on his journey today. Today, full of energy, Mario is still running, running Go and beat the Koopa tribe, go! Today, full of energy, Mario runs Today, full of energy, jumping! Today, full of energy, searching for coins Today, keep going, Mario! Get a star - become invincible! Quickly, go save Princess Peach! Lakitu! Blooper! Cheep Cheep! Beat them all! Mario is always full of energy and strong! Today, full of energy, Mario is still running, running He's made it to the castle and gets fireworks! Lightly sidestepping the Hammer Bros. Show the last of your power, Mario! It's been a long journey but it's nearly at an end You've done it, you've done it! You've defeated Bowser! Princess Peach says "Thank you" Mario's got a great big heart! Mario's adventure is over for now, but Mario's dream lives forever...

I'm, gonna, go save the Princess, get the hell out of my way, you monster pricks! Otherwise Imma eat stars and FUCK YOU ALL UP! You're not gonna like it, I swear. Imma jump on your heads and you'll DIE! Die, die, you're all gonna freakin' die, and I'm gonna get coins and buy some drugs with them! Well, not very good, but I actually made it up. >_>