ANSWERS: 9
  • Hurry to your couch, fish around in the cushions for any random pills (the fuzzier the better), take them all, then come to AB and ask some homework questions. Guaranteed that if you do that... ... who knows if you are pregnant but you shall have one hell of a trip. Don't worry about your drug test tomorrow, just take *thinks* 100 garlic capsules and *thinks* 20 goldenseal pills.
  • This depends, where you having an unprotected shower? You should never have a shower without a curtain, especially before doing your homework or after taking unidentified pills. ;)
  • The mood is lighter tonight so I thought I would send this back thru.. come on now..join in the fun
  • I am with you on this one,I too have been having tenderness in my breast and have been gaining weight and I feel cranky all of the time, shit maybe I am pregnant too, I never thought about that!!! OMG, anyways to answer your question, when the sperm jumped in the shower with you, did it just go down the drain or did you think it was body wash and wash with it down there? If you washed with it then you are probably knocked up, if it went down the drain you could be safe. Best way to make sure is to follow the advice of the other person that answered and go take every pill in your house that you can find. Good luck:)
  • Yes and most likely you will not pass your drug test tommorrow with all the drugs you have been recommended! Keep us posted on the pregnancy!
  • Man those are some strong sperms to jump from the bed into the shower! I think you are pregnant, no sense in taking 5 pregnancy tests. YOu know they're all gonna say positive, but you'll come right back here and ask us anyway if we think you're pregnant! And all those fuzzy pills, when you find them in the sofa, make sure you describe them all to us so we can tell you what they are. Now that you're preggers you can't take just anything!!!! With this baby being made with some strong swimming and very eager sperm, it is really gonna be a strong willed child! Best of luck to you, your b/f and the new little fart your gonna have in your lives!!! hehehehe
  • When scrounging around for all those pills and you find a blue one and red one, if you choose to take the red one, it will help you find the truth as to why you are feeling cranky, gaining weight & your breasts are sore. If you choose to just take the blue pill, you will simply wake up pregnant with a lot of homework to do.
  • well you know what they say: Sperm Swim
  • just as certainly as your boyfriends penis "jumped" into you darling.

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