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by Arisztid on December 20th, 2008
Hurry to your couch, fish around in the cushions for any random pills (the fuzzier the better), take them all, then come to AB and ask some homework questions.
Guaranteed that if you do that...
... who knows if you are pregnant but you shall have one hell of a trip. Don't worry about your drug test tomorrow, just take *thinks* 100 garlic capsules and *thinks* 20 goldenseal pills.
by Prime wants the old AB back on December 21st, 2008
This depends, where you having an unprotected shower?
You should never have a shower without a curtain, especially before doing your homework or after taking unidentified pills. ;)
by Jane on December 31st, 2008
well you know what they say: Sperm Swim
by JuJubee is wearing a COAT of chocolate on December 22nd, 2008
Man those are some strong sperms to jump from the bed into the shower! I think you are pregnant, no sense in taking 5 pregnancy tests. YOu know they're all gonna say positive, but you'll come right back here and ask us anyway if we think you're pregnant! And all those fuzzy pills, when you find them in the sofa, make sure you describe them all to us so we can tell you what they are. Now that you're preggers you can't take just anything!!!! With this baby being made with some strong swimming and very eager sperm, it is really gonna be a strong willed child! Best of luck to you, your b/f and the new little fart your gonna have in your lives!!! hehehehe
by KayJ on December 22nd, 2008
Yes and most likely you will not pass your drug test tommorrow with all the drugs you have been recommended!
Keep us posted on the pregnancy!
by Candygirl on December 22nd, 2008
I am with you on this one,I too have been having tenderness in my breast and have been gaining weight and I feel cranky all of the time, shit maybe I am pregnant too, I never thought about that!!! OMG, anyways to answer your question, when the sperm jumped in the shower with you, did it just go down the drain or did you think it was body wash and wash with it down there? If you washed with it then you are probably knocked up, if it went down the drain you could be safe. Best way to make sure is to follow the advice of the other person that answered and go take every pill in your house that you can find. Good luck:)
by virgil on October 3rd, 2009
just as certainly as your boyfriends penis "jumped" into you darling.
by Cruiser on December 23rd, 2008
When scrounging around for all those pills and you find a blue one and red one, if you choose to take the red one, it will help you find the truth as to why you are feeling cranky, gaining weight & your breasts are sore.
If you choose to just take the blue pill, you will simply wake up pregnant with a lot of homework to do.
by Scrappy on December 21st, 2008
The mood is lighter tonight so I thought I would send this back thru.. come on now..join in the fun
Does the father of a child have to physically sign the birth certificate in Ohio?
by Answerbag Staff on July 17th, 2010
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How do I handle her behavior w/o causing to much trouble?
by Silpheed91 on March 4th, 2011
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My boyfriend and I broke up because he cheated and got a girl pregnant. I just found I am also pregnant. Do I tell him or not?
by Jamie on April 25th, 2011
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My boyfriend and I broke up about two weeks ago bc he cheated and got a girl pregnant. Now I found out I am pregnant, should I tell him?
by Jamie on April 25th, 2011
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If you were pregnant for your VERY abusive, cheating, liar of an ex... Would you tell him?
by immaflirt on August 11th, 2011
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You're reading I was taking a shower last mth & my bf's sperm jumped in the shower w/me. Now I am gaining weight & my breasts are sore. Been feeling cranky too. Do you think I am pregnant? (humor asked for)
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Thank you for the advice. You have a little humor in you tonight despite all the shi* in your life right now. Thank you for answering my question. Please email me and keep me up to date on Keysha. I worry about her
by Scrappy on December 20th, 2008
I enjoy the amusing questions, especially the ones that poke fun at the idiotic questions.
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Did you see my list of stupid Gypsy q & a?
http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4938537
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That is the short version. It was the result of a night of boredom and intense sarcasm. I finally wrote down the list and how I answer these questions.
by Arisztid on December 20th, 2008